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[Music] Alternative Eurovision



Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
60,621
Faversham
Post a track from a nation's artist, naming the nation, released in 2025, that you think would amply kick this year's Eurovision efforts in the bollocks and into the sea.
 










keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
10,192
I'll join in.its possibly cheating as apparently it's a rerelease but FIP have been playing this a lot and I'll put forward this for France

 












Germany
Electric Callboy actually applied to represent Germany at Eurovision about 3-4 years ago before they truly blew up into being an arena-level band in Europe, and would absolutely have stood a chance of winning with their mix of metalcore and Scooter techno vibes had they been selected. Have no doubt Finland's Kaarija took some inspiration from them for his entry two years ago.



Sweden
Not the strongest of albums when compared to their back catalogue, but AOR revivalists The Night Flight Orchestra are absolutely made for Eurovision.

 
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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
60,621
Faversham
Poland.

 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
60,621
Faversham
Germany

 








Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Controversially the Aussies are (or were) involved.

And so I give you the sound of my 20s somehow made this year by Confidence Man, remixed by the brilliantly named King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

 


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