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Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

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What’s the difference between an informal dinner party and a pirate sex party?

For an informal dinner party you come as you are, but for a pirate sex party you ARRRRRR as you come.

 

Albion my Albion

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That reminds me of this one for some unknown reason.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

Answer: A husband will actually search for a golf ball.

 

Jack Straw

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Guinness Boy said:

What’s the difference between an informal dinner party and a pirate sex party?

For an informal dinner party you come as you are, but for a pirate sex party you ARRRRRR as you come.

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I ARRRRR as I come, whether I'm at a dinner party or not. Should I seek medical help?

 

Albion my Albion

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Today's ref in the F.A. Cup match

 

Eeyore

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• #5

I would say that the difference is somewhat more simple than that. Namely that one is an invitation to a casual dinner event and the other to carnal activities for which it would be advisable to have eaten beforehand.