[Humour] Joke du jour

[Guinness Boy]

What’s the difference between an informal dinner party and a pirate sex party?

For an informal dinner party you come as you are, but for a pirate sex party you ARRRRRR as you come.

 

[Albion my Albion]

That reminds me of this one for some unknown reason.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

Answer: A husband will actually search for a golf ball.

 

[Jack Straw]

What’s the difference between an informal dinner party and a pirate sex party?

For an informal dinner party you come as you are, but for a pirate sex party you ARRRRRR as you come.

I ARRRRR as I come, whether I'm at a dinner party or not. Should I seek medical help?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Today's ref in the F.A. Cup match

 

[Eeyore]

I would say that the difference is somewhat more simple than that. Namely that one is an invitation to a casual dinner event and the other to carnal activities for which it would be advisable to have eaten beforehand.