FatSuperman
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- Feb 25, 2016
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In all cases, Weetabix have nearly zero torsional rigidity, so are useless as a building block for a body (particularly tendon / muscle / bone)
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[Albion] Palace Fans Biggest Fear
- Thread starter Tim Over Whelmed
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Bollox.
Leave the remnants in a bowl for 24 hours and it's the hardest substance known to man.
Peppermint Tea
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- Aug 31, 2007
- 1,062
Danny Ings would be a classic Palace signing. Past it, expensive, but a one-time name that gives Beaky a pants party. Please make it happen, Mr Croydon’s-answer-to-Cyrano-de-Bergerac…and double up with old Seggers himself. Combined, that will take c£250k per week away from developing young players…that’s their model, and they like it, like it, like it, who-o-o-o, who-o-o-o (or some shit with a drum like that).
schmunk
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They've erected a ringfence.
Well, they've planned to erect a ringfence.
Actually, they've spoken about planning to erect a ringfence...
There was a misunderstanding and they built a ring out of fence
Can't believe I've been fixtured by 4 seconds
ConfusedGloryHunter
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- Jul 6, 2011
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I dont know how to break this gently: I think the talk of ring-fenced money may have been a lie. Keep it under your hat though, we don't want to upset anyone who believed in it.
There's a possibility they're making it out of Weetabix.
schmunk
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If they continue their poor form for the rest of the season it might soon be Cheerios.
nicko31
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Cladding still on back order
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 17,127
He will still score against us though
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 17,127
Then loan him to Charlton.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
IMPOSSIBLEHe will still score against us though
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,606
So what is Danny Welbeck ?
Ings has a better scoring record and appearance record.
Not worked out at West Ham. Palace might be a good move.
Mental Lental
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I haven't been to see a live game in 6 years and even I can tell (from watching games 6000kms away on the telly), that Danny Welbeck offers way more to the team than his goal scoring record.
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
- Oct 4, 2003
- 11,100
Welbeck had more career appearances than Ings but is two years older (462-390). Welbeck has spent his entire career, bar a 2 month loan spell with Preston, playing in the Premier League. Ings has spent time in League One, The Championship and a loan spell in the Conference South.
Including international goals Ings has the better scoring record but it isn’t as far apart 127-109.
Welbeck has scored 20 goals in the PL for us in the 3 and a half seasons he’s been here, in that same time Ings has scored 15 for Villa and West Ham.
I’ve not counted England age group appearances just senior games, Welbeck would close the gap on goals and widen the gap on appearances if they were included.
When you take Welbecks all round game into consideration he’s streets ahead of Ings in what he offers a side.
Uh_huh_him
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- Sep 28, 2011
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They won't buy Ings anyway.
That's just leaked news to keep the faithful off beaky's back for a couple of weeks.
Textor wants out, he isn't going to release any funds.
Beaky has already been floating stories of needing extra cash for the stand.
Beaky only spends, when there's a genuine threat of relegation. The win against Brentford is probably enough to prevent that
That's just leaked news to keep the faithful off beaky's back for a couple of weeks.
Textor wants out, he isn't going to release any funds.
Beaky has already been floating stories of needing extra cash for the stand.
Beaky only spends, when there's a genuine threat of relegation. The win against Brentford is probably enough to prevent that
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Cyranno de Bergerac.. mmmm? Have you checked out Lord TB's hooter?
Peppermint Tea
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- Aug 31, 2007
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Nicely put, Sir.
Lord Tony’s nasal appendage is sculpted, crafted, a thing of pure joy, perfect like the rest of his 5’6” frame.
Darwinian evolution is the size it is because of his prodigious ability to sniff out a deal. As Albion fans we are too modest to make this point.
By contrast Lord Beaky’s schnozel has reached the size and shape of Concorde’s tip through his inability to tell the truth. This needs pointing out (every pun intended) to help the poor man face his mendacious shortcomings. It’s a public service if you will.
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Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
You make a persuasive point but perhaps behind a pastel shade over the focals of your sight supporters?