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    [Football] National League final.

    They are SO notorious they have to put the name of the club in brackets. :)
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    [Football] ‘Offshore Jim’ at Man United

    Being in charge of the "football" side of things was always going to be a bit of a poisoned chalice for Ratcliffe the way things were going. I think the Glazers have pulled off a masterstroke. They've made him something of a lightning rod, while they get a relatively easy ride.
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    [News] What unusual things have you woken up to in your garden

    A couple of tugs should sort it.
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    [Film] Film or TV lines you use in your everyday lives

    "They are not so stupid as they look". The Italian Job.
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    [Football] Luzzing action

    Very poor distances from most luzzes. Camera angle direct from QPR (or Luton). A harsh 3/10 for me. Gooley calls correct though.
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    [Football] Men’s FA Cup Final Match Thread - KO 16.30***

    I feel like it's 1987 again and I'm sitting in the test centre waiting for my driving test to start.
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    [Football] Men’s FA Cup Final Match Thread - KO 16.30***

    I'll be Glad when it's All Over.
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    [Misc] Pope Francis RIP - New Pope Elected 08/05

    I bet one of them has sneaked a phone in to watch the Arse under his sleeping bag.
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    [Football] Love This. Suck sh*t Potter

    I have a recurring nightmare that he'll end up at Palace one day and do really well there. Shudder.
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    [Albion] Mill Road P&R today

    Oh good, this week's Mill Road Park and Ride thread.
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    [Football] The All Time Premier League + First Division league table!

    This should shut up those mouthy Glossop North End twats.
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    [Misc] Just eaten a spleen and lung roll in Palermo.

    Was that at the chuck wagon at the back of the hospital?
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    [Football] Torn calf muscle

    The amount of NSC injuries this season is absolutely ridiculous.
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United *** SCORE PREDICTOR THREAD ***

    It's got nil all written all over it.
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    [Albion] Brighton v West Ham - The TOGETHERNESS battle

    I'm glad it's at home. Whenever they start playing that Bubbles crap at WH I get an irrestible urge to insert my thumbs into some imaginary braces and do an exaggerated Cockney walk on the spot.

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