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  1. Van Cleef

    [Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

    I'm very impressed that you've got a telly in the khazi.
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    [Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

    Hector and the Search for Happiness "A delight" Sunday Times "Absolute bollocks" Pevenseagull Err.. The Wedding Singer for me. Complete dross.
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    [Football] Spurs v East Fife

    Shout "SPFL league 1 play off winners you'll never sing that" right into his earhole.
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    [Football] National League final.

    They are SO notorious they have to put the name of the club in brackets. :)
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    [Football] ‘Offshore Jim’ at Man United

    Being in charge of the "football" side of things was always going to be a bit of a poisoned chalice for Ratcliffe the way things were going. I think the Glazers have pulled off a masterstroke. They've made him something of a lightning rod, while they get a relatively easy ride.
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    [News] What unusual things have you woken up to in your garden

    A couple of tugs should sort it.
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    [Film] Film or TV lines you use in your everyday lives

    "They are not so stupid as they look". The Italian Job.
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    [Football] Luzzing action

    Very poor distances from most luzzes. Camera angle direct from QPR (or Luton). A harsh 3/10 for me. Gooley calls correct though.
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    [Football] Men’s FA Cup Final Match Thread - KO 16.30***

    I feel like it's 1987 again and I'm sitting in the test centre waiting for my driving test to start.
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    [Football] Men’s FA Cup Final Match Thread - KO 16.30***

    I'll be Glad when it's All Over.
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    [Misc] Pope Francis RIP - New Pope Elected 08/05

    I bet one of them has sneaked a phone in to watch the Arse under his sleeping bag.
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    [Football] Love This. Suck sh*t Potter

    I have a recurring nightmare that he'll end up at Palace one day and do really well there. Shudder.
  13. Van Cleef

    [Albion] Mill Road P&R today

    Oh good, this week's Mill Road Park and Ride thread.
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    [Football] The All Time Premier League + First Division league table!

    This should shut up those mouthy Glossop North End twats.
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    [Misc] Just eaten a spleen and lung roll in Palermo.

    Was that at the chuck wagon at the back of the hospital?
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    [Football] Torn calf muscle

    The amount of NSC injuries this season is absolutely ridiculous.
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United *** SCORE PREDICTOR THREAD ***

    It's got nil all written all over it.
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    [Albion] Brighton v West Ham - The TOGETHERNESS battle

    I'm glad it's at home. Whenever they start playing that Bubbles crap at WH I get an irrestible urge to insert my thumbs into some imaginary braces and do an exaggerated Cockney walk on the spot.
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    [Albion] Have you ENJOYED this season?

    We've been the epitome of mid-tableness-ness for most of the time, which never makes for the most exciting of seasons (cup excluded). Its been a par season I'd say, but I can't get lathered up over it - God knows I've tried.
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    [Albion] What is most responsible for our current poor form?

    I'm getting Bruce Wayne/Batman vibes with those two. In other news, I am now also convinced that Cashin is in fact a cunningly disguised Aaron Connelly.

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