Recent content by Trigger Finger

Glorious. Absolutely bloomin' glorious. It hurts, doesn't it? Really, really, really hurts.

Shot down? We gave Clyne his big break. He was in our system for a couple of years prior to making his debut. Not that I really need to explain this to you. Our academy's there to make us money, it's doing it well. I'm happy, I'm f***ing off, don't worry. Enjoy next season.

We've just got circa £2m (some say £2.2m) for our out of contract right back, I shall stick to crowing. I hope this is alright, I didn't realise I had to declare my style prior to each post I made. Sh*t, that's sarcasm isn't it? Bollocks, do accept my apologies.

Hats off, the medal's in the post. We're off with our £2m to not pay our bills to local businesses and St John's Ambulance.

Yup, it's the shining jewel in our rusty crown. Transpires we got around £2m for him and a 20% sell on clause. Not too shabby.

I reiterate, another Palace academy graduate in the Premier League. It's wonderful having an academy that churns these players out regularly. Best of luck to Clyney, Southampton's a good move and a logical step in his career.

Another academy graduate with a Premier League move - it's the gift that keeps on giving.

If you lot got Shaun Derry, I'd be insanely envious. He's the best enforcer in the division and an absolutely top bloke to boot. Loved him with us.

They're renaming the Premier League again?

Alas Birmingham have parted with circa £1m according to journos in the Midlands. We'll take that, laugh all the way to the bank and then realise we've got all those bills to pay from our administration period.

Ah yes, the well known and established connection in the Championship between stadium quality/attendance figures/amount of 0's on the balance sheet and results on the pitch. Is it you I ask for how to get into MENSA?

We are?! Holy shit. Best cut off the bill to St John's Ambulance.

Thank you, Simon Cowell.

The Championship ain't a league you can chuck money at and expect it to work straight away.

When does the punchline come?