Reminds me of that time I went on me holidays to Fuerteventura. Checked in, dumped me bags in the room, and went straight to the bar, obviously.
Aussie barmaid: 'Strewth mate! You wanna stay out of the sun'
Me: 'Mate, I just got off the plane'
Lots of constructive criticism on here, and much praise also. Hopefully the club are monitoring this invaluable customer feedback, sharing the praise with the staff and working on the constructive criticism