We've been getting handwritten Christmas letters from a uni friend of my wife's for 20+years, but I only found out last year that she (the friend, not my wife) is married to a *very* senior MP. I had no idea as she only uses her first name
I'll be amazed if any of those replacing him match his Test average of under 23. Also you should hear Andy Zaltzman's stats on Robbo...
England are a worse team without IMO