Recent content by Rev_Charles_Clinkard

I did write to the council and I did get a very polite and considered reply. As the chap pointed out, Brighton council has had its funds cut and austerity-bashed by this Tory government like everyone else. It was a choice between either council expenditure, paying out for a public big screen...

Cliff Richard was the first to note that everybody has a summer holiday and yesterday was ours. We had a long and sweaty drive down from Oxford for a day at Brighton, in order to look at the university where our daughter, Lilly Longtongue, will go in September to become a paramedic. Once the...

Mmmmmmm.....elegant!

Anyone here ever had any clothing items, which whilst they seemed very dapper, trendy and dashing, whilst perhaps a little bit of unconventional, turned out in retrospect to have made you look a bloody clown? Probably my worst were a massive pair of 1970s platforms - a towering 6 inch block of...

Yo Gulls! My dear daughter, Lillian Longtongue, has got herself a place at Brighton Uni to become a paramedic. Done much better than her old pa, who has spent his working life pushing the broom and the saw.... Anyway. We're coming down tomorrow (Sat 6th) to look at the university again and...

Don't worry. We'll rip them a new one on that big pitch at Wembley. I'm very sorry it's not going to be the entertaining Zola/Poyet final that football dreamed of, but from our point of view the weaker team are through. We'll send spittle-flecked Gollum and his dirty old man's buttoned up...

Extremely disappointed of course. More so since I'd put quite a few quid from the roof restoration fund on Brighton to win. Now it will be up to us to bring down the evil Gollum at Wembley and I'm sure we'll do it. Hopefully we'll have quite a few Seagulls cheering us on too.

Forgive me, for I have sinned. Firstly, I did install a TV in the lord's vestry on a sabbath to watch a sporting event. I used a profanity and took the lord's name in vain at least eight times during the penalty save/goal incidents at the end. I also laughed at another man's misfortune and...

On behalf of myself and the verger and Mrs Prodworthy of the flower arranging committee, we'd all like to wish you blessings and good luck in your struggle to overcome the evil (and dirty) forces of Palace. Yea though we all be Watford supporters, we will be lighting candles and summoning all...