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  1. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    And some need to calm down. Apologies for using this forum as a means of expressing thought, apparently that's also a passtime which should be postponed for a while.
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    Official Running Thread

    Nobody knows anything, but everyone is acting like they do. Everyone talks as if they know what's happening and what to do about it. No. Accept that nobody does - I certainly don't. Opinions on how to handle this situation differ wildly, obviously that extends to science and governments too. It...
  3. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    Nice Work have had to postpone all of their events as well, which was largely inevitable. I think the only positive justification for this reaction is that if the virus can be halted now, we might get football and all sports back sometime in April. What I don't understand is why that isn't the...
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    How long should I self-isolate for ?

    :lolol: I'd be going with the latter, rather than the former!
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    [NSC] Bell Cheeses at Home

    My dad is having a curry, it's 10:15am, what's that about?! He gets up early, fair enough - but Christ man, that's bonkers. My next question is what unGodly hour will he be tucking in a sarnie later on?! It's only a degree under madness, not to mention the Sky News marathon he's currently...
  6. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    :lolol: Absolutely savage. I regret making some small amendments to your latest Facebook profile picture to make you even more cool, suave and dangerous! I want to a stag do up in York a couple of years ago and dragged my incredibly hungover self to their parkrun course at the racecourse...
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    [Brighton] Potholes

    What is funny is that motorists know there are potholes EVERYWHERE. And yet, still get angry when a cyclist rides away from them! The number of punctures I've had from being unable to avoid potholes is crazy, sometimes drivers are so close you have no chance to avoid dropping into them...
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    Official Running Thread

    Does anyone on here believe that parkrun will NOT be postponed indefinitely?
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    Official Running Thread

    Cheers Artie - I'm coming for you! But so is Blue&WhiteSea and given he's got history, he may be the bigger threat! Without any doubt at all, the increased volume over a consistent period of time has been the reason for the massive uptick in performances over all distances. I've not done a...
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    Would you self isolate

    We're doing the same thing - but it's a one week rotation. It's the same policy worldwide, half people are enforced working from home and then the following week CAN work from the office, but can also choose to stay home. When it's a WFH week, there is no option to be in the office.
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    Official Running Thread

    Enjoy the rest, and I look forward to your next comeback. :thumbsup: Hopefully you're wrong about parkrun - but it could happen. :down: Some extremely serious pace in that parkrun. :ohmy: No surprise you're up there and competing with the finest, Gaffer! :thumbsup:
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    [Football] Player ratings v Arsenal (h)

    No questioning Maty Ryan after that one, we've shipped some (arguably) soft goals this season but not this weekend. :clap2:
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    Would you self isolate

    Whatever I think about the hysterical reaction to the virus, I don't want to be potentially responsible for anyone catching it. I'm working from home today and potentially will all week. Frankly, I don't think it's going to be good for me mentally, but it'll give me a chance to do some housework...
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    Official Running Thread

    No worries - I entered because of a targeted advert on Facebook! It's a really good race - a nice free long sleeved shirt as a bonus and the food options at the end were decent. Plenty of water stations helped! I don't think the course is especially quick, given the few climbs in the first 13...
  15. Ninja Elephant

    Official Running Thread

    So - saturday was a new 5k PB for me - 17:37 (37.79% AG) on the Prom which was enough for 2nd place. Gutted I was there rather than Hove Park, my time would comfortably have had me in 1st place. My time there will come! It wasn't a particularly wise decision to try and maintain the pace, but I...
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