Recent content by Me and my Monkey

The German's right, De Zerbi's shite. Or something. Dunno.

Oh, Alexis! I love you!

An Albion fan spurned, as Mr Potter will be reminded (again) on Saturday.

While I thoroughly relished the top, top levels of schadenfreude delivered through watching Mr P flounder and fail at his last job, I rather think it's now time to put this one to bed and start behaving like grown ups.

Oh gawd, it's gonna happen again, isn't it?

The one with the bees. And the one with the pig probably most memorable for its utter disgusting-ness.

Are Palace in the cheats category? If it wasn't for the "rivalry", then they would be the preferred winners in the name of decency. In fact "come on, Palace!". Hang on, no, "dont come on!". It has to be someone who frees up an extra CL place, no? Christ, it's hard choosing. I think I'll be...

Well, of course, but it would have been a thoroughly enjoyable love in.

None of them.

Imagine 1 v 1, how much fun would that be?!

There seems to be disproportionate toilet anxiety here. A reflection of NSC's cohort maybe?

Well, ok. I kind of agree with you, to be fair, but it's maybe not for everyone. Now off to research Rosseauan relaxation.

I agree with what you're saying, but my point was something different. Of course people shouldn't not go to games because it's all a bit stressful and the result might be upsetting. That is indeed a bit pathetic. My point is that some people might elect to miss a high stakes game against...

Now you're just being a bit of a tit. I'm simply saying that some people would be put off going because it would be too intimidating, particularly if they have kids in tow. Probably most people on this board would still go, I would still go. If we lost, it would be deeply unpleasant, but it...

Well, not really. After the semi against man utd a couple of years ago, we had to stand around outside the stadium with thousands of brighton and united supporters waiting together to reach the train station. Fine, mostly. One or 2 united supporters made it a little tedious, but mostly the...