If you want to call me a pcunt mate just come out and say it. For the most part I've found the posters here on NSC a good bunch but I've had just about enough of these thinly veiled, ill conceited attacks from you.
Hi 5 Banjo.
I always said I was an Alpen man but I'd make an exception for Dorset.
Spinoff thread possibly but one of the best county foods, stands up against your Cornish pasties, your Staffordshire oatcakes and your Yorkshire puddings.
For me there's no beating real ale, it's unique to these isles and is what we do best, and I can see why breweries want to get us hooked on pasteurised beer ("craft beer" if you want to use that term) as it's easier and cheaper to keep and has a longer shelf life.
But really I'm with CAMRA...