Recent content by Ken Livingstone Seagull

Fair point, well made, my equine friend, but ending up in Burnley is no one's idea of a holiday. Least of all my (understanding) spouse.

Burnley away, 2018. Maui to LA 5 hours. Layover (24 hours) LA to Fort Lauderdale 5 hours. Cruise voyage to Southampton via Bermuda, Azores, Lisbon, etc. 16 days Morning flight Southampton to Manchester Mate driving me + Mrs. KLS to Manchester Picadilly to pick up KLS Jr. Mate driving me +...

For a start, I have a Hawaii license plate (sic) that now reads BHAFC. I am often asked for an explanation. Mrs. Ken's plate reads BRGHTN. I have BHA furry dice hanging inside the windscreen. I regularly wear Albion tops of various vintage (home and way) around my island. Several Albion books...

"Jonathan Livingstone Seagull" was a bit obvious but back in the day, Red Ken was a total legend in my eyes. Thus, my 'ommage to an icon of the Greater London Council days...the era of my initial trek West. I'll sign off with a Ken quote that sounds a bit like something my friend HWT would...

They don't like it up 'em, sir, as salmon on tv used to say.

I know, it dates me. The club exiled me to New York in late 1978...My revenge? They folded... :reinelt:

REALLY enjoying this thread, chaps. Evokes happy, distant memories of playing for Kingston 'neath the South Downs, and Sussex Uni 2nd XI.

Only 28 in Scrabble. Yilmaz therefore the better bet. So...Fence.

32 in Scrabble. I'm in.

So what you're REALLY suggesting is they are dying from the Clap? I say "Dubious".

I can answer that one. Absolutely, de rigeur in this parish. (When in Rome and all that)...

Ah, Millom. As a dyed-in-the-wool suvvener, having never ventured further north than Uxbridge, one of the first chaps I met at uni many, many moons ago declared himself from Millom. I was with my mate The Vicar (long story -- from Orpington) and we innocently asked where Millom was. "Between...

No Lady Penelope? What are you thinking, Harry?

Fatih lost 3-1 tonight (so no dancing in the streets) but on the bright side, Lasagna scored a consolation goal in the 86th. Surely a FLAIR addition in the summer. Sadly, there is no information on who Pasta Lasagna for the goal. Does anyone have a Sauce? Absolutely no (Fu)silli puns please.

Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Lemon, or try the Dishes joke again?