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Fair point, well made, my equine friend, but ending up in Burnley is no one's idea of a holiday. Least of all my (understanding) spouse.

Burnley away, 2018. Maui to LA 5 hours. Layover (24 hours) LA to Fort Lauderdale 5 hours. Cruise voyage to Southampton via Bermuda, Azores, Lisbon, etc. 16 days Morning flight Southampton to Manchester Mate driving me + Mrs. KLS to Manchester Picadilly to pick up KLS Jr. Mate driving me +...

For a start, I have a Hawaii license plate (sic) that now reads BHAFC. I am often asked for an explanation. Mrs. Ken's plate reads BRGHTN. I have BHA furry dice hanging inside the windscreen. I regularly wear Albion tops of various vintage (home and way) around my island. Several Albion books...

"Jonathan Livingstone Seagull" was a bit obvious but back in the day, Red Ken was a total legend in my eyes. Thus, my 'ommage to an icon of the Greater London Council days...the era of my initial trek West. I'll sign off with a Ken quote that sounds a bit like something my friend HWT would...

They don't like it up 'em, sir, as salmon on tv used to say.

I know, it dates me. The club exiled me to New York in late 1978...My revenge? They folded... :reinelt:

REALLY enjoying this thread, chaps. Evokes happy, distant memories of playing for Kingston 'neath the South Downs, and Sussex Uni 2nd XI.

Only 28 in Scrabble. Yilmaz therefore the better bet. So...Fence.

32 in Scrabble. I'm in.

So what you're REALLY suggesting is they are dying from the Clap? I say "Dubious".

I can answer that one. Absolutely, de rigeur in this parish. (When in Rome and all that)...

Ah, Millom. As a dyed-in-the-wool suvvener, having never ventured further north than Uxbridge, one of the first chaps I met at uni many, many moons ago declared himself from Millom. I was with my mate The Vicar (long story -- from Orpington) and we innocently asked where Millom was. "Between...

No Lady Penelope? What are you thinking, Harry?

Fatih lost 3-1 tonight (so no dancing in the streets) but on the bright side, Lasagna scored a consolation goal in the 86th. Surely a FLAIR addition in the summer. Sadly, there is no information on who Pasta Lasagna for the goal. Does anyone have a Sauce? Absolutely no (Fu)silli puns please.

Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Lemon, or try the Dishes joke again?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes Santa Claus, open up

Was that the Cardiff match where we piled into the Portacabin for a lunch knees-up pre-game and voted Andy Crosby Mom? One of my all-too-rare forays over both ponds. Mark Walton had a cracker that day between the sticks as I (dimly) recall. Simster, you were there, Afters, Mr.Putdown...MoH and...

Norwich C (brother's team from his UEA days) Slough Town (saw my first game at the Dolphin ground vs Hitchin T) QPR (first league game at the Loftus) Bristol R (mum's team, watched them at Eastville) Weston-Super-Mare (my mum's other team) Brentford (grandads team) Dog & Duck (Maui adult...

Notmundane at the time but I had lunch (in Santa Fe, NM) AND dinner (LA) with Suzanne Hoffs (Bangles) in the late 80s. I can report that she is (was) both a lovely person and gorgeous.

Up at 8am. Bowl of Sugar Smacks with diced fresh papaya from the front yard and a nice cuppa (leaf tea from the UK of course). Make Mrs Livingstone a filter drip coffee with whipped cream, put on my Fat Boy Hawaiian shirt for luck, back to bed, and turn on Fubo TV which has meanwhile...