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Innit. I read someone once describe his playing style, as 'watching a dog chase a crisp packet around a windy car park'....

The continuality announcer on Channel 5, at the end of episodes of Home and Away, would always finish promoting their latest viewer competition, by inviting you to send your entries to a PO Box in DERR-BY. But they were Australian weirdoes. That's always stuck with me for some reason!

In the first half...

Darb-eh-shire.

Great bit of fielding, and a great decision from the umpire.

Local commentator reckons that Tickner and the last two, are 'three number 11s'. Let's hope he's right.

Set batsman Donald gone, caught at cover, slashing at Seales. 157/7

Thanks. Still don't really understand the processes, but somewhat relieved to understand that lots of manual manipulation and human effort / inspiration is required.

Well I LIKE it (and can very much hear the New Order influence) but I'm not sure I UNDERSTAND it. You write the words, then feed it into an AI engine / app to have it put to music, and 'sung'? I presume you input triggers / tweaks to guide the software, regards the genre / beat? / speed. the...

Bang bang. Lamb LBW Lamb for 2

'Routine' is harsh. Very low, and on the dive. He'd want to grab it, mind.

Not today, Wayne...

One of.... Emi Martinez, Anthony Gordon, Antony, Callum Wilson, Bruno Fernandez, Lucas Digne, Tyrone Mings, Ryan Fraser, Morgan Gibbs-White or that rat-faced Garnacho thing at United.

Yep. Commentator has mentioned that it is expected to HOSE down this afternoon. Meanwhile, Derbs are 50/2. FHP with the second, sending the off-stump cartwheeling.