Three people went for a meal the bill came to £30. So each person put in £10 and gave it to the waiter. The waiter went to the chef with the £30 who told the waiter that as the three were regulars he should charge them £25.
The waiter kept £2 and gave £1 back to each person. So the three paid...
I have a boring (to everyone else) sense of humour. Example: The receptionist answers the phone and says " May I ask who's calling?" I reply "Yes you may!"
I have a simarlar un funny saying...I see someone at the bar and say hi, then when I see them again a few minutes later I will say "Ive...
If you think they are scum then they will return the favour.
you park illegally you have a risk of gatting a ticket...so dont do it if you dont want a ticket.
I park illegally and accept the risk - if i catch the warden before hand I make sure I do not abuse him or her. That tactic worked as...
Where is the Cor? Teachers pet...etc!
PS I also bought a betamax, and I have an Apple Mac! :angel:
Part from that the Beano
Jumbo Jim was my favourite! He could control an radio controlled army with his wrist band...with 4 buttons!:clap:
Cant disagree with what has been said (written);
Yes the officials were bad the worst was that guy running back onto the pitch and the linesman started to flag...but was it only me that saw our guys dive? :shootself
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