Recent content by Garry Nelson's Left Foot

In the league: For us to finish 8th we need to not lose at spurs or if we do lose for Brentford not to win away at Wolves. Then we need Villa to get a point at man utd and the big one is Forest beating chelsea. Finally Chelsea to win the europa conference league. all of those results seem...

So to clarify: Chelsea finish 7th and win the Conference league would mean 8th qualifies for Europe. Is that right?

God I hope palace lose. It'll be unbearable if they don't.

That's not a bad idea. They could also, if they insist on asking endless inane questions, have a tombola with random answers in it which the manager then riffs on. Q: What do you think about player x from the opposition team having a midweek night out in dunstable? A: * Riff on gavin and...

Yeah, press conferences are the worst. Honestly they should just put out a list with everyone's injury status and leave it at that.

He does speak well doesn't he? To be fair, I think he's spoken well all season outside of the press conferences.

Are you sure you didn't misread the situation and he wanted to STROKE your beautiful face? I mean you gave him two coquettish glances...

Whatever the reason it made him look a bit of a dick. I think my bigger issue if I was a Forest fan is the press release put out later basically hanging the medical team out to dry while lionising him as someone deeply caring and treating every one as family. All in all, not a great look but...

For those of you with strong moral probity the best outcome would surely be: Man City 10 Palace 0 Then in the summer City have the book thrown at them are stripped of all their illegal titles but they're not handed to the runners up. That way City get punished. Palace don't win a trophy...

Looks like a load of bollocks form the liverpool fans to me. He's not done a Sol Campbell and walked out and joined Liverpool's biggest rivals. He's not refused to play or train - his performances haven't dropped. He hasn't thrown a strop and insulted or disrespected anyone to do with...

Isn't we a pronoun?

Yeah, that's the difference between pantomime villain/palace twat and a pure scumbag. Unfortunately Eze isn't even a pantomime villain. I've tried getting worked up about him but he just seems like a nice enough guy who doesn't actually give too much of a shit about the rivalry so doesn't do...

He's annoyingly good isn't he? Even worse he's quite likeable too so we don't even get to have a pantomime villain like Zaha was.

No, Fulham beating Brentford is the best result for us. The most fulham can get is 57, if they beat Brentford then the most they'll be able to get is 58 meaning 59 would put us above both. It would then need Bournemouth to win both their last games(City away, Leicester at home) to match the...

That is a very pleasing win. A gutsy, proper, performance and a hard earned three points. At times we were second best and under the pump but we kept our discipline and focus and didn't buckle. Then at others we played some decent football and managed the game much better than we have for...