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I DEMAND that Notters be banned. It is against the rules of NSC to start a thread about a particular poster. To post a poll about me is even worse.

Oi! That's not a good start now is it ! :rant:

You lot are SO ignorant! I thought everyone knew how this ban came about. The yanks noticed that a Brit had married one of their nastiest women and were so shocked that anyone would want her that they immediately declared the ban because "you'd have to be MAD to marry that COW" and they didn't...

Anyone that says I'm a cockhead better look out. :rant:

No jokes, just getting real for a minute. He was once a big pop star that made a lot of records that many people enjoyed. He could dance. If he'd died ten years ago, musically there would have been no difference to him dying today because he has done nothing of note in years. When he died, he...

Nope, but I do like a nice thick pork chop, if that helps, as most likely did most of your ancestors. It's a HUMAN BEING thing.

Then your opinion is STUPID. End of.

I guess Redland doesn't get the difference between something done with a legitimate purpose and something just done for 'fun'. Time to climb down from your high horseradish.

Can I just clarify that despite what Playing On The Grit suggests, I am NOT Simon from Leicester.

Fancy mistaking a raccoon for a beaver. They are quite different.

Not me, it's Nora Batty. We do have the stockings in common though.

How come their mouths aren't as lazy as the rest of them?

04, 06, yes indeed, NSC's favourite biennial joke returns. I look forward to hearing it again in 2010.

You sound guilty to me. What a selfish older bloke. The other (older or younger) bloke had every right to expect to be able to see from his seat. You're the kind of older bloke that spoils the game for others just so you can do what you want. Not everyone is actually able to stand for very long...

Why not brick type AND colour? Just more smaller piles. And you got to be happy about smaller piles.