Recent content by Dick Swiveller

Elf. Can't believe people love it.

Just the once have we played there.

That was my Granddad's favourite retort when I told him we won. Who against? St Dunstan's reserves?

Have I missed something as people keep banging on about the club? It is a Matthew Lorenzo Productions film.

And when he answers, say "Evann, help us"?

Either that or he is the voice of Suno, Sonauto et al and released an actual song.

Ramsdale being touted again? The same Ramsdale kicked out of Arsenal for being no good with his feet and who struggled under Martin playing with his feet? Great keeper but we are unlikely to change our style to accommodate him.

There was an older guy climbing up to get at a Spurs fan on the way out Sunday. I don't know what was said but I doubt it was vile enough to warrant the spectacle he made of himself. At West Ham, there was a young lad seething at a West Ham fan who was "mugging him off". The West Ham guy would...

Not a fan of their mystery bundles where you pay a few quid for games that are pony. But I might revisit the site

Bonus Point for beating Potter

No miserabilists allowed. Feel free to add your own positive stats Average age of starting 11 to win 4-1 at Spurs is 23 Years and 6 months Record against "Big 6" this year P12 W7 D3 L2 F26 A19 Pts 24 Our PL record against Arsenal P16 W5 D5 L6 Our PL record against Man U P16 W8 D0 L8 Our PL...

Good God no. He is like Hinsh playing there. Gives his all and a lot of great tackles but gets beaten for pace and nous by his man far too often. The amount of tug backs he got away with yesterday when he was wrong side was proof of that.

It is the ideal time for a fudged sentence. Enough points deducted to kick them out of Europe with no relegation and no title to give up. But we all know money talks.

Walk, bike ride or silence? 50p a mile?

Terrible