Totally off topic here, but, Poet Laurette, Carol Ann Duffy was pissed at a poetry live course last year, just a month before she became Poet Laurette :lolol: was quite funny
I love football because, unlike women:
- It doesn't nick you f***ing credit cards, then blames YOU for being in debt.
- You can garuntee that your club be where and when, rarely cancel at the last minute.
- Your club will be there for better for worse, for richer for poorer. Whilst your wife...
To the tune of Sugar Sugar by the Archies
Lua Lua der le der le der der
L-Lua Lua der le der le der der
You are our left wing-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
And you come from Africa
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