Recent content by Alfie Noakes

Quote ===================== Go and support Chelski then. ===================== Option 1) You haven't got a family so wasting your time watching shit and paying for it is good value for money Option 2) You had a family and they have gone because you paid good money to watch shit Option 3)...

No, but I would like to sincerely thank whoever came up with the phrase 'Lardy Jocko Clown' as it has been one of the few sources of joy I have experienced this season. It does what it says on the tin. Thank you whoever you are.

No f*****g way am I renewing until either LJC or DK goes. They are are relying on die-hard muppets to keep coughing up while they make crap decision after crap decision without any come back. Why the f***k should they be allowed to get away with it? If I performed as badly in my job as these...

From tonight (last one is my favourite) Grampa: Grab yourself a beer, son. Homer: But Dad, I don't - Grampa: Cut the crap! Grampa: Oh, son, don't overreach. Go for the dented car the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself. I should have had this talk a long time ago. Guidance...

Shit, I just checked and it was 1980. God I'm f*****g senile now. Nurse...

He filled the huge indoor tent at the Cambridge Folk Festival in 1985 (or about 1985). It was a scream as he and his band were heavier than Black Sabbath at Birmingham Odeon in 1975 (a.k.a heavy), they blew the folkies and their accessorised beards out the back of the tent. I've seen several...

Grand in my bank account, Grand in my bank account, and it is staying there. Bit of balanced reporting never hurt! Spent ten grand, spent ten grand and then get treated like shit. I could go on but f**k it.

Quote Ben Andrew Girlfriend "But surely thats not because youve been asked to move seats?" Straws and camels backs mate. Moneys tight, I've sat in the area and the view is not worth it. It's bad enough trying to get the kids fired up as it is with the entertainment on show even when you can...

I'm voting with my wallet. Form was in the bin by 9am. Doubt the kids will be asking for programs, shirts etc too. The board get paid to make these decisions and live with the consequences. I get paid to do the best for my family..... This is not it.

Assuming Harty has to work his cock off to earn the cash to pay for a season ticket to watch the games and sit in the open getting pissed on and frozen like the rest of us and isn't best mates with the players and staff because of his priviliged position and has to queue for half an hour to get...

I saw McGhee tapping the big man up at half time with a brown envelope full of used Scottish fivers.

You can all pack your bags and f**k off home right now as this thread is about to be ended by the use of overwhelming force. I've got Jim Bowen's. Smashing. Now f**k off.

Atmosphere was excellent. Being in the family stand with my kids and having been to loads of different grounds around the country I can tell you there is only one thing missing between us and the loudest fans in the land and thats anthem leadership. If I could be in the thick of wherever the...

The better we get and the bigger teams we play the more away fans we'll get in the home stands, I'd of though thats something to be proud of. The fans of big clubs seem to handle it without getting primitive and Neanderthal. No reason we can't unless we're just another bunch of provincial...

How many mistakes can we make in one game and go unpunished ? It's a testament to Forest's current predicament that we made so many relatively unforced errors and they couldn't score. Wicked start by the boys but seemed to get muscled out of midfield as the game went on and incresingly shaky...