[Football] Sockboy’s Sartorial Elegance

[Guinness Boy]

Grealish’s outfit of choice appears to consist of a 1980s ski jacket, distressed jeans, Rupert the Bear scarf, a face mask he can’t work properly, a beanie hat that makes him look like one of Girls Aloud and Donald Trump’s skin.

Has anyone ever spent more money on looking like a teenager on a bus?

State of that James’s clobber


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[AmexRuislip]

Grealish’s outfit of choice appears to consist of a 1980s ski jacket, distressed jeans, Rupert the Bear scarf, a face mask he can’t work properly, a beanie hat that makes him look like one of Girls Aloud and Donald Trump’s skin


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= a cross between a Chav / TOWIE / and one of those chinless wonders from Made in Chelsea

 

[Machiavelli]

 

[AmexRuislip]

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[Guinness Boy]

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Top work


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[pasty]

You'd think being a highly paid professional Premier League footballer he'd be able to afford a pair of jeans without holes in the knees

 

[Gabbafella]

You'd think being a highly paid professional Premier League footballer he'd be able to afford a pair of jeans without holes in the knees

He only bought them this afternoon but he's fallen over so many times that the knees have gone through.

 

[AmexRuislip]

https://urbanpitch.com/an-ode-to-jack-grealish-unexpected-style-hero/

 

[BN9 BHA]

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/m...-jacquard-nylon-padded-coat-p-598725Z8AFZ1043

Gucci innit

 

[Deadly Danson]

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/m...-jacquard-nylon-padded-coat-p-598725Z8AFZ1043

Gucci innit

THAT is £1750. Utter insanity. If I saw that in Asda for £20 I'd consider it a wee bit overpriced. Don't tell me the jeans cost £2000.

 

[BN9 BHA]

THAT is £1750. Utter insanity. If I saw that in Asda for £20 I'd consider it a wee bit overpriced. Don't tell me the jeans cost £2000.

I didn’t really see the jeans, I definitely wouldn’t wear that coat if someone gave to me.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

We really didn’t need to do that NSC user age thread a few weeks ago did we?! [emoji23]

 

[LamieRobertson]

 

[Insel affe]

You'd think being a highly paid professional Premier League footballer he'd be able to afford a pair of jeans without holes in the knees

Jebus Christ, how old are you ?
my bloody dad you to say that to me in the 80s...

 

[murciagull]

Jebus Christ, how old are you ?
my bloody dad you to say that to me in the 80s...

Wow didn't realise we have a highly paid Premier league footballer posting on here

 

[Barrow Boy]

Surprised sock boy didn't fall over when Southgate put his hand on him, he was entitled to, there was definite contact.

 

[maltaseagull]

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Hi Mr Southgate, tell me how do you manage to keep that mask on?

I have to remove it from my nose when I speak. Is that because of my nasal whine?

 

[zefarelly]

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You can dress better than many footballers for a pittance by upcycling the stock of your local charity shop. THey're not what they used to be but still better than this shit.

 

[FloatLeft]

We really didn’t need to do that NSC user age thread a few weeks ago did we?! [emoji23]

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[Dick Swiveller]

On a more serious note, given that he isn't in the England squad and therefore not in their bubble, is Southgate supposed to be manhandling him?