[Albion] Mods get a grip

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Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
21,179
Bit of a chicken/egg situation here, I need an iPhone 12 to take the pic as my current phone hasn't got the necassery wide angle panoramic feature [emoji107]

Sent from my SM-G970F using Tapatalk

You shoul be ok as I’m sure your phone has a zoom facility [emoji23]


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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
13,593
Brighton
we all need to a bit more vigilant on here and frankly the mods need to vet who is joining nsc.

please beware there is a new poster on here called albion countrywoman, she initially sends you a pm talking about the albion engaging you in football talk before asking you to send what the kids refer to a “dick pic” in exchange for a new iphone 12.

please don’t be lured into her sordid web, it was only an iphone 6 and the caps lock doesn’t work.

I sent her this and got nothing!

972026
 


TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
2,014
Dorset
I heard [MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] sent in his iphone 12 but she still hasn`t sent him his " Dick pic ":lolol:
 








Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,742
Here's one for Urban Dictionary:

COKIA (noun): Mobile phone given in exchange for dick pic.
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,406
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I sent this. Still waiting for my phone.
 

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Badger Boy

Mr Badger
Jan 28, 2016
3,658
I sent this. Still waiting for my phone.

Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?
 


SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,417
London
I'm still waiting for my new I Phone to arrive. Lying bitch.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,406
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?

Ainsley - what is he like! It could be Dion, getting the stairs up to the bedroom confused with the stairs down to the cellar?!!
 










Eeyore

Munching grass in Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
28,729
As a new poster myself, I would like to confirm that I am NOT looking to be sent any dick pics, just in case anybody was wandering

Oh, I'm not sure how to unsend.
 




sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
18,162
town full of eejits
Did she ask for a picture of a Mallard standing on Ainsley Harriott's head? My very real concern is how Ainsley is now, he appears to have been stuck underground for what was potentially a considerable period of time.

Or maybe it's Dion Dublin?

Errol Brown...??
 




Klaas

I've changed this
Nov 1, 2017
2,791


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