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[Albion] Percy Tau - SIGNED on a 4 year deal - The Lion Returns. RRROOOAAAARRRRR









PILTDOWN MAN

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For the Albion, the mighty Albion
The lion scores tonight
For the Albion, the mighty Albion
The lion scores tonight
Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau-away
Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau-away


No? :shrug:

You know the answer . . . .???

Apropos of nothing, the Lion thing is a rasta thing. Which Mod got it into his head that Percy is a rasta? Anyway, if he comes on to mash up de Newport, mi seh: seen. Jah! Rastafari!
 














Audax

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Anyone thinking he is going to score with the one or two chances he will likely get in a 90 minute premier League match will be very disappointed judging by these worrying stats

I made no judgement on whether he'd be any good in the Prem or not. Just comparing stats.

Odds are, he'll have less time on the ball in the Prem. That'll mean more pressure to get the shots away, which will likely mean his accuracy and conversion numbers will come down. How far down, though? It is possible he could still end up (here comes a judgement :)) being a marginal improvement on what we have currently.
 








blue-shifted

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Conversion rate of 13% puts him on a par with de Bruyne and DCL. Think you might be setting your sights a bit too high!!

And one in 3 on target.

Way better than our current team average.

Anyway, I don't really believe in these sorts of stats. Loads of potential for them to be misleading.
 


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Mate, I'm keeping my head down. Curiously Swale has low numbers now. It's mainly those dirty buggers in Medway, the filth :wink:
 


Wozza

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I see he's number 22.

'Desmond' it is then!
 




heathgate

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Have you seen the facebook swarm?... its bedlam with his SA followers.... don't let them know about NSC for gawds sake.

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Unleash the Lion against Newport then.

He needs a game to get his eye in before mauling city
 


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I see he's number 22.

'Desmond' it is then!

Ah, so if I had bothered to look him up I would have immediately realised he is a Son of Negus.

Let's hope that for the opposition he'll be an Upsetter.
 




marlowe

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For the Albion, the mighty Albion
The lion scores tonight
For the Albion, the mighty Albion
The lion scores tonight
Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau-away
Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau, Ooo Percy Tau-away


No? :shrug:

You forgot to incorporate the "awim-away, awim-away" refrain, transcribed as "a win away, a win away". Obviously "a win at home, a win at home" would be stretching it a bit, and not just lyrically.
 




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