[News] How are you getting on with your other/better half?

[Coldeanseagull]

My wife rarely eats chocolate. If there is some found in the fridge, it must be mine. I've now been unfurloughed, My body creaked after 6 weeks off. Still, it's better than caring for her after her hip replacement

 

[Questions]

I make a better patient than I do nurse.... that much I’ve learnt of late.

 

[LamieRobertson]

All good here, Mrs AR fantastic as ever

I take it she reads the forum then

 

[LamieRobertson]

She's more stressed than normal

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Not surprised what with you cooking, ironing ,.,washing etc ..hows your split ends going?

 

[DJ NOBO]

We are getting on better than ever.
That’ll be because we don’t have to commute for a combined five hours a day.
Dale Jasper works downstairs.
Gayle Jasper works upstairs.
We have lunch together then go for a walk.
It’s nice.
Infinitely better than our ‘normal’

 

[AmexRuislip]

I take it she reads the forum then

Yes chap, she is on here as @PlumFinderGeneral

 

[METALMICKY]

We are getting on better than ever.
That’ll be because we don’t have to commute for a combined five hours a day.
Dale Jasper works downstairs.
Gayle Jasper works upstairs.
We have lunch together then go for a walk.
It’s nice.
Infinitely better than our ‘normal’

Always nice to know how a deceased ex Albion player is getting on.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Live most of the week with my ex.........................................................................................................................................good news i don't work from home

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Perfect, I had a 10/10 morning shit today.

Not sure you've quite got the hang of this.

Or have you?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Good Lady Doctor, Her Indoors...

Are you Mark Kermode?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Not sure you've quite got the hang of this.

Or have you?

Maybe he has just dumped his other half

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amon gst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

You were lucky to escape with your life.....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Maybe he has just dumped his other half

 

[papajaff]

My wife is bored as her Chocolates business has taken a hit so she is around more.

I have subtly let it be known that she was getting on my tits. All is good now. But we are holed up in our other house in Czech and restrictions have eased a lot.

So today she resumed her Volleyball training. Thank fůck.

 

[BrightonCottager]

I wfh quite a lot but the GLW doesn't normally and has been reduced to 3 days/week. She's getting cabin fever a lot worse and spent her days of last week and the w/e decorating - which dances me the job of botching it. We're getting on better than I expected (but probably not according to her) - the worst thing is our cat has gone AWOL - he obviously didn't like us all being at home all day.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Are you Mark Kermode?

He was of course the inspiration

 

[Petunia]

Yes ,been getting on really well bar one small incident. Amongst the shopping were two large double Snicker Bars . Day one I ate one pack and she ate one half of her double bar. Three days later I ate the rest of it. To me it was some chocolate in the fridge saying ,eat me ,eat me.To her it was her half . What is the general vote on here?

You never, ever, EVER eat a lady’s chocolate.



EVER...........