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Have you ever tried wiping your bum whilst wearing fingerless gloves ? DON’T...
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AmexRuislip
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LamieRobertson
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Bit like your Maupay thread a load of crap
SIMMO SAYS
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Welcome to my ignore list 
AmexRuislip
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wigman
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AKA the NSC criminally insane ignore list
I don't have him on ignore yet. I have a feeling there may be some scope for comedy (at his expense, obviously).
AmexRuislip
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I don't have him on ignore yet. I have a feeling there may be some scope for comedy (at his expense, obviously).
I recollect there was song called 'Female of the Faeces' written for such an occasion......
Something doesn't ring true about this story. Most people these days have central heating, so why wear any sort of gloves in the house? I think the true title of this thread should be 'If you're thinking of having a shit on the lawn in the middle of winter, don't'. Fact.
grubbyhands
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I'm guessing you don't bite your fingernails?
Looking at your username I'm guessing you also don't
Actually it makes sense to take a shit when you have dirty hands, because after wiping up you can wash your hands once for two separate reasons. And that is without doubt, eco-friendly. Winner!
There are some weird threads started on this site but I am thinking ''This is the one that tops them all for thinking to yourself - I wonder what sort of person thinks or dreams up with such a question'' ?
It also makes you wonder what was their chain of thought leading up to such a question ?
It also makes you wonder what was their chain of thought leading up to such a question ?
The clincher for me (in terms of judging whether the OP is a dick-head or not) pivots around the question 'should I now post this as a new thread?'.
Personally, if I go to lunch and the waitress (this is in a pub restaurant in Tooting) is wearing jeans so tight (and has presumably thoroughly depilated herself) that my companion says to me 'bit of a camel-toe going on there' as we leave, I don't think 'crikey, I really should start a thread on NSC about that'.
Maybe I'm just weird.
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The clincher for me (in terms of judging whether the OP is a dick-head or not) pivots around the question 'should I now post this as a new thread?'.
Personally, if I go to lunch and the waitress (this is in a pub restaurant in Tooting) is wearing jeans so tight (and has presumably thoroughly depilated herself) that my companion says to me 'bit of a camel-toe going on there' as we leave, I don't think 'crikey, I really should start a thread on NSC about that'.
Maybe I'm just weird.
You had me at camel-toe.