brighton terra
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Keep an eye out for the Merthyr Town v Staines Town score in the Evostick Premier Division South. A cricket score is on the cards. It’s 8-0 at half-time!
[Football] Staines massive
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Juan Albion
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Two hat-tricks in the first half is impressive, even against Staines.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
They've already been on the end of a 7-0 and a 10-3 in the last couple of months! Do they lock their defence in the changing rooms for a laugh every week?
They've shipped 120 goals so far this season...
They've shipped 120 goals so far this season...
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Lower West Stander
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Bit better than here at the Nye Camp where the Rocks are playing absolute shit and losing 2-0
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Juan Albion
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9-0. Has a ring about it.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
"Jones O." needs to get his act together. That'd be three hat-tricks on the same team..
- Jul 7, 2003
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You've forgotten the BBC Grandstand rule that if a score exceeds 6, you have to spell the number out so people know it's not a typo.
For example (plucking one out of the air): Liverpool 9 (NINE) Crystal Palace 0.
- Jul 7, 2003
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A Merthyr player has just been booked for "a bad tackle".
As unnecessary bookings go, that one's got to be up there.
As unnecessary bookings go, that one's got to be up there.
Juan Albion
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For some reason, I'm imagining a Welsh male voice choir singing "Are you Palace in disguise?" in tenor and baritone.
They've already been on the end of a 7-0 and a 10-3 in the last couple of months! Do they lock their defence in the changing rooms for a laugh every week?
They've shipped 120 goals so far this season...
Nothing is shitter than Fort William. Their official pages are months out of date. From an unofficial page, their tremendous league form is a marvel to behold. They had a points deduction at the start of the season (for being irredeemably shit, perhaps). They still have negative points. In March. Breathtaking. They are barely fit to play in the Fort William league.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
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This is a tremendous notion. I'd like to think it's is reverberating around the hillsides as we speak, followed by "Your keeper's a shocker, he can't catch a cold " to the tune of Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
Juan Albion
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FT 9 (NINE)-0
Very underwhelming second half there.
Very underwhelming second half there.
el punal
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What in the name of Holy F*** is a football league table doing under U.K. Doctor Salary Report - unless it’s related to high blood pressure?
torchieboy
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That was absolute pony from bognor from start to finish. 0-4 and it could have been more. 90 minutes wasted.
That's an advert.What in the name of Holy F*** is a football league table doing under U.K. Doctor Salary Report - unless it’s related to high blood pressure?
el punal
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This tickled me somewhat.
This tickled me somewhat.