Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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[Politics] A thread of things that our hapless Parliament COULD actually agree on
- Thread starter Tooting Gull
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I'm fairly sure they couldn't agree on that. Labour certainly wouldn't get behind it.
That they deserve a pay rise.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
We'll get the three points on Sunday
JJ McClure
Go Jags
Is Ashley Barnes an MP now?
Not to answer the question that has been asked
GT49er
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Higher salaries for MPs. Larger guaranteed earnings related pensions. Free houses in or near central London for all MPs (to keep when they leave). Automatic sinecures for life with the European Commission when they leave Parliament (guaranteed to involve no more than 2 or 3 days a week, which can be worked from home).
Gazwag
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A new rate of pay for all of the late night voting of £1,000 an hour
A minimum wage for MP's
A bouncy castle room and children's puppet show available every afternoon
Seats in the commons like they have in first class on planes so a decent sleep can be achieved during debates
A minimum wage for MP's
A bouncy castle room and children's puppet show available every afternoon
Seats in the commons like they have in first class on planes so a decent sleep can be achieved during debates
That Hitler was a bit of a naughty boy.
I tell you what, those Recaro seats have magical powers. After a while you start to regrow hair on your bald patch!
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
That the good old U S of A will always be the UKs best friend whatever happens 
TheJasperCo
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Which brewery is best suited to hosting a piss-up.
Silverhatch
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With Chris Grayling to organise
Tooting Gull
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Subsidised drink prices in the House of Commons bars.
Dick Swiveller
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Palace definitely have £100m ring fenced for their stand
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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What happened to the cup final money
We know who the DUP are, there’s no need to flush them out with a vote on this.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
My suggestions for things our hapless MP's could agree on...
All MP's will receive a £1.5m 'one-off payment' for all the hassle and disruption to their normal daily lives which Brexit has caused.
Daily expenses should be capped at £10,000, but carry a minimum of £9,999.
Any questions which make an MP uncomfortable can legally be answered with the word 'Wibble'. The interviewer cannot then proceed with that particular line of questioning. Failure to do so will carry a minimum 6 month prison term.
In each constituency a bronze statue of the reigning MP will be erected, containing a cashpoint dispensing free money. Only the MP in the statue will have the PIN Code.
etc...
All MP's will receive a £1.5m 'one-off payment' for all the hassle and disruption to their normal daily lives which Brexit has caused.
Daily expenses should be capped at £10,000, but carry a minimum of £9,999.
Any questions which make an MP uncomfortable can legally be answered with the word 'Wibble'. The interviewer cannot then proceed with that particular line of questioning. Failure to do so will carry a minimum 6 month prison term.
In each constituency a bronze statue of the reigning MP will be erected, containing a cashpoint dispensing free money. Only the MP in the statue will have the PIN Code.
etc...
Barnes wasn't good enough, and Murray is past it.