[Politics] Alex Salmond arrested...

[Titanic]

wow

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46984747

Former Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond has been arrested by police.

Police Scotland confirmed that a 64-year-old man had been charged and said a report would be sent to prosecutors.

 

[bhafc99]

Sounds fishy.

Boom.

 

[Bakero]

Probably pollocks

 

[Is it PotG?]

Plaiced under arrest.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

It cod be a case of mistaken identity.

 

[Jack Straw]

There could be a caught herring?

 

[Ernest]

It HUSS to be wrong

 

[Hamilton]

Don't p1ss off the Sturgeon is the lesson here.

 

[Nitram]

Hoping Sturgeon finds her way into the net

 

[Gritt23]

Allegedly

 

[Frankie]

A few bob in the right pockets and a fair bit of Pouting at the cameras will soon see him released without charge .

 

[vegster]

wow

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46984747

Former Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond has been arrested by police.

Police Scotland confirmed that a 64-year-old man had been charged and said a report would be sent to prosecutors.

Probably best not to start a speculation thread on a legal matter which is possibly sub judice…… Mods and Bozza can rightly get uppity about this sort of thing.

 

[Stat Brother]

I wonder what the pork chop happened.

 

[Jack Straw]

Sky News just quoted "The charge is a lower scale criminal act." Even they're joining in!

 

[Bakero]

If he's found guilty will we see his head on a pike outside parliament?

 

[Titanic]

Probably best not to start a speculation thread on a legal matter which is possibly sub judice…… Mods and Bozza can rightly get uppity about this sort of thing.

It was a news story copied from the BBC news website. Obviously people need to avoid wild assertions, allegations or speculation. But it would seem to be a missed-hake to squander a golden opportunity for more fishy puns.

 

[rippleman]

Probably best not to start a speculation thread on a legal matter which is possibly sub judice…… Mods and Bozza can rightly get uppity about this sort of thing.

You might well have whooshed me here but Titanic, the OP, IS a mod!

 

[crodonilson]

I always thought it was Alec not Alex?

 

[Taybha]

Nothing to see here , load of old Codswallop .

 

[Is it PotG?]

Salmond currently finds himself under loch and quay.