[Football] Newcastle for sale.

[jaghebby]

Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?

 

[Bozza]

Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?

Well, we could have a whip round and see what we come up with.

I reckon we'll be outbid by some foreigner with a shady background however.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

 

[AmexRuislip]

1 Wonga dollar!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I think the city council might object to him selling something he doesn't own.

 

[lizard]

Hang on a sec, I'll check what's down the back of the sofa, it is for the whole of Newcastle right?

 

[Mackenzie]

Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?

I’m not sure we could afford it, but I admire your ambition.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Is he selling it for up to 50% off.

 

[jaghebby]

I’m not sure we could afford it, but I admire your ambition.

If I had that sort of cash I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole! lol

 

[Ernest]

Is he selling it for up to 50% off.

No but if the buyer doesn't check the sale he will be billed for a magazine and a mug

 

[Weststander]

Having the quality of Rafa at the helm makes them far more marketable. Sometimes the north east clubs lose out, but it seems a good time to sell and buy NUFC. Almost certainly yet another overseas owner.

 

[FatSuperman]

Foreign owner due diligence checklist:

Lots of history? - CHECK
Loyal and passionate fan base? - CHECK
Foot-to-ball team? - CHECK
In Premier League? - CHECK

I think that covers everything one cares about, as a wealthy foreign sports fan.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

The PL needs more nationalities of owner if it's not British....... we have Chinese, Yank and Middle Easten fully covered already so hopefully it can be something random again.

 

[jevs]

HELP....does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I was off to a fancy dress party and i've bid on a cowboy outfit. Just found out i'm 2 minutes away from owning Newcastle Utd!!!!!!!

 

[Eeyore]

I suppose we could buy it up. I assume we can get rid of excess team members as they would be on zero hour contracts......

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

HELP....does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I was off to a fancy dress party and i've bid on a cowboy outfit. Just found out i'm 2 minutes away from owning Newcastle Utd!!!!!!!

Sure it wasn't Palace

 

[maltaseagull]

Can someone send the link for the online site for adding to cart please?

 

[Insel affe]

Whoever buys Newcastle is basically buying a poisoned chalice, Newcastle fans are never happy always moaning about one thing or another.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Cracking news. Every chance Rafa will leave, their big stars (er... Shelvey) will be sold during the window, and their results will collapse and they will be relegated.

Or.... 'the Chinese' (yes, all of them) will buy the club, invest heavily during the window, and catapault them up the table (above us, anyway).

May I have the first option, please?

 

[Saunders]

Whoever buys Newcastle is basically buying a poisoned chalice, Newcastle fans are never happy always moaning about one thing or another.

So pretty much every club then