Lets them in? I'm concerned the poor boy was enticed in.I'd have to know the father before I let that into my house. Call me old fashioned but you are suggesting the OP lets other people's young kids in to his house without knowing who owns them?
Anyone missing an absolutely wankered son?
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"So now we've been through the keyhole, who lives in a house like this?"
"Students Keith"
"Nooooo"
"People with a soap allergy?"
"Not quite...."
"C***s"
"Ohhh you can't say that on telly"
"The visually impaired? New Age travellers? Meth addicts? My mental Auntie Doreen? Two hundred spiders and enough e-coli to wipe out Shanghai?"
"No you were right all along, it's students"
*sounds of Keith Lemon being murdered*
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"Students Keith"
"Nooooo"
"People with a soap allergy?"
"Not quite...."
"C***s"
"Ohhh you can't say that on telly"
"The visually impaired? New Age travellers? Meth addicts? My mental Auntie Doreen? Two hundred spiders and enough e-coli to wipe out Shanghai?"
"No you were right all along, it's students"
*sounds of Keith Lemon being murdered*
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SIMMO SAYS
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Someone very close to me was banned on Saturday night about a delayed train.
He may be a wanker but he's my wanker
He may be a wanker but he's my wanker
middletoenail
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Has he learnt to handle his drink yet?Someone very close to me was banned on Saturday night about a delayed train.
He may be a wanker but he's my wanker
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SIMMO SAYS
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Megazone
On his last warning
Let's just say his dad is a bad influence
I wish my dad was like that.
AmexRuislip
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Is that R2D2's square cousin in the background?
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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What leads you to assume it's OP's son?
[MENTION=28453]TomandJerry[/MENTION] i am guessing that your son does not use NSC?
I could be wrong but I am sure that [MENTION=28453]TomandJerry[/MENTION] is a lady!!
( I am on a day off and have been drinking so my memory could well be playing tricks ).
sir albion
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Only in Brighton......
The Large One
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half time scores
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Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Tokyohands
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Going by some of the news I read, I think there are quite a few old gits out there who'd let a strange young man with SEX written across his head, into their homes.