Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Garth Crooks, how the **** is he still employed. Biggest tool at the BBC.
...after the photo-copier. No hang on, ...
Garth Crooks, how the **** is he still employed. Biggest tool at the BBC.
Predicting us to be 7th I'm an optimistic fan but bugger me gently
Predicting us to be 7th I'm an optimistic fan but bugger me gently
Think you might be quoting from a very obvious spoof article ?
WTF does any of that even mean? The least relevant football commentary ever. So absurd I'll bet (and believe) he didn't even write it. 7th? Based on ef all.
Pretty much sums up why he's never been taken seriously as a pundit!!
It's a spoof!
Think you might be quoting from a very obvious spoof article ?
He hasn't. It's a spoof article.
Oh! Haha. I just looked at it again. Quite obvious really. I had just got back from a wedding, sufficiently intoxicated, and managed to miss the picture and title. Haha. What an idiot. Good spoof though. That "Leslie Ash down the back of an alley..." ....great. Esp if you imagine his voice saying it all.