O/T If in doubt, blame the British Weather!

[AmexRuislip]

Nolito: Man City striker claims English weather has 'changed colour' of daughter's face.
Quote: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329

Well I'm having problems germinating my parsnips on the allotment.
I know I'll blame the British Weather

 

[KVLT]

Nolito: Man City striker claims English weather has 'changed colour' of daughter's face.
Quote: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329

Well I'm having problems germinating my parsnips on the allotment.
I know I'll blame the British Weather

I just saw the article on the Beeb.

Can he not buy a sunbed? (he can damn well afford one), or get his daughter to 'colour herself in' like most young UK women seem to delight in doing!

I was far more alarmed by this though:

"I've learnt little English. It's hard. Just 'tomorrow', 'good morning', 'good afternoon' and a little more,"

I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt!

You: "Oh, Hi Nolito. How are you?"
Nolito: "Good morning"
Y: "Yeah, Hi. How are you?"
N: "Que?"
Y: "Are you well?"
N: "Tomorrow"
Y: "That doesn't make any sense"
N: "Tomorrow"

 

[severnside gull]

I suspect that tomorrow morning we will be blaming the British weather for a low election turnout and a crushing Tory majority

 

[whitelion]

I suspect that tomorrow morning we will be blaming the British weather for a low election turnout and a crushing Tory majority

I heard on Five Live that weather has no effect on turnout.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I just saw the article on the Beeb.

Can he not buy a sunbed? (he can damn well afford one), or get his daughter to 'colour herself in' like most young UK women seem to delight in doing!

I was far more alarmed by this though:



I know he's a footballer, but in 11 months in the UK that really is a special kind of thick cvnt!

Yep, that about sums it up