What is the most boring football story out there?

[Tooting Gull]

Really had enough of the whole Arsenal/Arsene Wenger saga.

It seems to have been going on for about eight seasons, precisely the same narrative - has he lost the plot, not won the league, not bought right players, not strengthened in right areas, too stubborn, won't change style when required, fans unhappy, has to go, never out of top four for decades, and worst of all Piers Morgan sounding off at regular intervals.

If you aren't actually an Arsenal fan (and maybe even if you are) it's got very tedious.

Any others? Rooney, possibly.

 

[Driver 8]

Dave Whelan's broken leg?

 

[Mellotron]

I remember there being an insanely boring Frank Lampard transfer saga that took up about 2 years and ultimately resulted in nothing happening.

 

[joeinbrighton]

Any campaign that Piers Morgan is the vehement spokesman for is a campaign worth swerving.

 

[Driver 8]

Gerrard/Lampard can they play together yawnfest.

 

[jessiejames]

Dave Whelan's broken leg?

When did he do that?

 

[Driver 8]

When did he do that?

Can't remember.

 

[timbha]

did it cross the line in 66

 

[n1 gull]

Any story that links a player to China, yawn agent talk

 

[ozzygull]

Reading

 

[pishhead]

The premier league being the best in the world.

 

[whitelion]

Gerrard/Lampard can they play together yawnfest.

Tbf we've got our own with Hemed/Murray.

 

[hopkins]

Hillsborough

 

[crasher]

The champions league.
Never watch it. Couldn't give a toss. And I love football.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Hillsborough

There's always one.

 

[Titanic]

People moaning about others leaving early.

 

[Titanic]

People moaning about others not singing.

 

[Titanic]

People moaning about lack of atmosphere.

 

[Titanic]

The whole safe standing nonsense.

 

[Stat Brother]

Only ever linking players with the Albion because they once played well against the Albion.

Boring and narrow minded.