You're just a shit town in Scotland ......

[worthingseagull]

anyone fancy that

 

[Lush]

It's not the funniest chant I've ever heard.

 

[Monkey Man]

Nice city, not in Scotland. I'm out.

 

[Lush]

Actually one of my favourites is a Geordie chant.

"His name is Mirandinha.
He's not from Argentina.
He's from Brazil.
He's ****** brill."

 

[Frutos]

Nice city, not in Scotland. I'm out.

This on all counts.

 

[Hotchilidog]

Actually one of my favourites is a Geordie chant.

"His name is Mirandinha.
He's not from Argentina.
He's from Brazil.
He's ****** brill."

Love that chant! Brilliant.

As for the sh*t town in scotland chant, that is, as they north of the border, shite.... sure it will get an airing though

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OP will be disappointed with that chant.

 

[CheeseRolls]

How about Peter Reed's got a monkey's heed (sic) aimed at the then Sunderland manager. Cruel but funny

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about Peter Reed's got a monkey's heed (sic) aimed at the then Sunderland manager. Cruel but funny

And above all accurate.

 

[papajaff]

Cringeworthy chant. Are you 12 OP?

Remember being at Millwall and "You're just a small town in West Ham" was sung. So bloody tinpot.

 

[BBassic]

I suggest you brush up on your geography young man.

 

[Blackadder]

And it's a NO from me.

 

[worthingseagull]

Firstly, I do know Newcastle isn't actually in Scotland by the way and the obvious intention of such a chant is purely banter with the opposition.

Secondly, I hope you boys who seemingly require all songs to pass the 100% trades description accuracy test; have never sung

' we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen ...' cos we plainly are not

and also "You're just a fat Spanish waiter' to Benitez as he clearly is not that either

Laters

 

[Notters]

These chants always used to use "near", which made some sense. It got corrupted to "in" around the same time Sussex by the Sea got sped up from 50bpm to 10,000 bpm.

 

[crabface]

Firstly, I do know Newcastle isn't actually in Scotland by the way and the obvious intention of such a chant is purely banter with the opposition.

Secondly, I hope you boys who seemingly require all songs to pass the 100% trades description accuracy test; have never sung

' we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen ...' cos we plainly are not

and also "You're just a fat Spanish waiter' to Benitez as he clearly is not that either

Laters

Start a shit thread and then get your knickers in a twist when it is panned. How very original.

 

[dangull]

I remember the home game against Derby last season. When they scored, some chap shouted ' you're just a small town in Nottingham' WTF

 

[Bold Seagull]

Havant and Waterlooville fans sang 'You're just a small town in Moulscomb...' at Whitehawk a season ago...

 

[Sheebo]

On the whole we've managed to keep relations with Newcastle in this promotion battle fairly adult - even on Twitter there's a lot less morons than Boro had. Don't feel the need to start something with them in the ground - just support the team

 

[worthingseagull]

oh my days - someone will probably suggest clapping the away attendance in a minute ... oh wait

 

[kingcole]

Just stick to:

He's just a fat Spanish Waiter