Official: Wilfried Zaha is a cheat

[peterward]

Not really news to football fans, but will be news to his Mrs....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1342258/wilfried-zaha-is-cheating-on-his-lover-with-girlfriend-of-another-football-player/

 

[Questions]

At least the bird knows he'll go down often enough.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not really news to football fans, but will be news to his Mrs....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1342258/wilfried-zaha-is-cheating-on-his-lover-with-girlfriend-of-another-football-player/

First one to get in a "going down easily" joke wins a prize.

 

[Stat Brother]

Suddenly I want NSC to provide me with more Brexit threads.

 

[Questions]

First one to get in a "going down easily" joke wins a prize.

Wins by seconds......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wins by seconds......

Ha

 

[SAC]

The Sun are seriously scraping the barrel.

 

[Buzzer]

Something, something something...very ineffective in the box...something something.

 

[Grombleton]

Dirty player. Dirty human.

Must be Palace.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Something, something something...very ineffective in the box...something something.

Lightning quick, but usually extremely disappointing with the finish, etc....?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Not really news to football fans, but will be news to his Mrs....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1342258/wilfried-zaha-is-cheating-on-his-lover-with-girlfriend-of-another-football-player/

Seems like his reputation has taken a dive

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Got to this point and stopped reading due to hysteria.

 

[Albumen]

He was looking for the foul, instead he dribbled into the box, lost control and it went behind.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Ivory Coast-born Zaha, who was brought to South London aged four, reportedly owns a £250,000 GOLD Lamborghini, a £50,000 Range Rover, £70,000 Porsche Cayenne and £60,000 Mercedes-AMG C63......
Zaha once said in an interview: “I’m the most local footballer you’ll see. I haven’t let stardom change my life.”

 

[Red'n'Blue]

The worst thing about this is we are trying to sign Kortney Hause

 

[lawros left foot]

I wonder if Pardew has asked for any pictures,
















Of his cars?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I wonder if Pardew has asked for any pictures,
















Of his cars?

Pardew is probably taking a very close interest in all this.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Pardew is probably taking a very close interest in all this.

"How to get a super-injunction training" a priority when Palace players return from their summer break. Whilst the players are occupied, Pardew should round up their WAGS and lay down some ground rules.

 

[RM-Taylor]

I'm sure this chant can get a few airings:

Hey
Wilfried Zaha,
Wan Ker
We wanna knooooww,
Why you're such a c#nt

 

[Gary Leeds]

Ivory Coast-born Zaha, who was brought to South London aged four, reportedly owns a £250,000 GOLD Lamborghini, a £50,000 Range Rover, £70,000 Porsche Cayenne and £60,000 Mercedes-AMG C63......
Zaha once said in an interview: “I’m the most local footballer you’ll see. I haven’t let stardom change my life.”

Don't forget this

Pals say his girlfriend spends most of her time at the six-bedroom mansion, which has a cinema room, a sauna, steam room and hot tub.

Really sounds like your typical Croydon residence to me