What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?

[Murray 17]

I've never been able to use a yoyo properly.

Also, can't tear cellotape with my teeth.

 

[Icy Gull]

Wink with both eyes, I can only do the right eye

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- Drive a car
- Queue without stressing
- Vote Tory

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Wrap gifts without making them look like an unmade bed.

Bring my wife to cl1max.

 

[pasty]

Whistle. Just can't do it.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Magic eye pictures.

Drove me f@*king nuts for about a month in 1993.

 

[Titanic]

Maintain a sense of perspective about 3 points from the last 15?

 

[Lush]

Roll my Rs

 

[fleet]

It's going to end up with concentrate for the full duration of a football match and/or score goals - isn't it?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Post nonsense on NSC

 

[BN9 BHA]

Post a YouTube video from my iPad to NSC, I can do it on Twitter.

Highlight words in posts on NSC.

Stay logged in for more than 5 minutes on NSC before I get logged out

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Wrap gifts without making them look like an unmade bed.

Bring my wife to cl1max.

So everyone else is able to bring your wife to a cl1max then.
Where do you live?

 

[essbee]

Post nonsense on NSC

Hold on a second!!??

 

[hart's shirt]

Tickle me.

(Behave yourselves...)

 

[Garage_Doors]

Cook.

 

[StonehamPark]

Put shoes on whilst standing up.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Click my fingers.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Lose weight ? I might not be completely alone with this one .....

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Tolerate idiots.

 

[mr sheen]

Click my fingers.

No, I can't do that either.