Man arrested on suspicion of trying to punch Crystal Palace mascot

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Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
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I see the vultures are on the attack lead by the buzzard , not too far behind is the tit hillian !
 








Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Hurting any animal is horrible. That poor eagle probably hates Palace more than we do.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Not gonna comment , I think you know why, in my youth before I got married, the south London accent and good old London banter was enough. The thought of saying I support Palace as a chat up line never really entered my head, but horses for courses if boasting you come from Brighton did it for you well done. But really how cheap and tacky,I have a bit more class.

That's a very long comment for someone not going to comment. What a tard.
 












lawros left foot

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Not gonna comment , I think you know why, in my youth before I got married, the south London accent and good old London banter was enough. The thought of saying I support Palace as a chat up line never really entered my head, but horses for courses if boasting you come from Brighton did it for you well done. But really how cheap and tacky,I have a bit more class.

Did you use your south London(Surrey) accent, and good old London banter, before you inflated your girlfriend, or after?
 


Dougie

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Did you use your south London(Surrey) accent, and good old London banter, before you inflated your girlfriend, or after?

I gave mine a love bite , she farted and flew out the window :annoyed:
 








Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011
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word on the street has it Charlton embarrassed you again Doug, 6 more arrests so i hear
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DR

What I saw they embarrassed Themselfs . Nothing to get too excited about das .

probably not , HOMESDALE ROAD, HEARD THE MET WERE A BIT SLOW OFF THE MARK :whistle:
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DR

Throwing bottles into a group of mixed fans ??? What do you expect from the met letting fans out together and meeting on the corner of the holmesdale :ffsparr: loads of wannabes and has-beens and that isn't a good look ???

It's like reading Viz...
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Not gonna comment , I think you know why, in my youth before I got married, the south London accent and good old London banter was enough. The thought of saying I support Palace as a chat up line never really entered my head, but horses for courses if boasting you come from Brighton did it for you well done. But really how cheap and tacky,I have a bit more class.

I have to keep coming back to this because it's, probably, the most ridiculous spacking comment ever drivelled on here by a jesterboy.

South London banter? You can barely string a lucid sentence together you mong among mongs. I find it difficult to believe you managed to marry anyone..she certainly can't have much in the way of standards and is deserving of my sympathy. Why don't you just bore off somewhere where the natives care what you think. No one on NSC thinks you are remotely interesting.

There are a couple of Palace posters who can occasionally add something to the debate on here. You are not one of them.
 




alfredmizen

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Not gonna comment , I think you know why, in my youth before I got married, the south London accent and good old London banter was enough. The thought of saying I support Palace as a chat up line never really entered my head, but horses for courses if boasting you come from Brighton did it for you well done. But really how cheap and tacky,I have a bit more class.
Carshalton isnt south london mate.:dunce:
 


Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
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There are a couple of Palace posters who can occasionally add something to the debate on here. You are not one of them.
So what do you bring to the table of debate ? Hate ? Anger ? Resentment ? Injustice ? Or fun !
 


Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
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Sorry closing in on 4000 and im the tit?

Look with 400+ postings on here you are a mere newbie / Jcl . As a regular on here I don't take your views seriously .
 


Wilton

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I have to keep coming back to this because it's, probably, the most ridiculous spacking comment ever drivelled on here by a jesterboy.

South London banter? You can barely string a lucid sentence together you mong among mongs. I find it difficult to believe you managed to marry anyone..she certainly can't have much in the way of standards and is deserving of my sympathy. Why don't you just bore off somewhere where the natives care what you think. No one on NSC thinks you are remotely interesting.

There are a couple of Palace posters who can occasionally add something to the debate on here. You are not one of them.
Didn't say south London banter can't you read, I said London banter, chav lad its eating you because you know it's true.
Hahaha
 




matbha

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Apr 13, 2014
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Look with 400+ postings on here you are a mere newbie / Jcl . As a regular on here I don't take your views seriously .
A newbie on here yes ,first game i saw was 79 , why dont you become a regular on a palace forum and leave us alone saddo:tosser:
 


Lady Whistledown

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Anyway. When I first saw this item on the news, I assumed that, by "mascot", they meant that bloke who dresses up in a big eagle suit and bumbles around Selhurst on match days to entertain the kiddies. And I confess I found that slightly funny, though obviously not condoning an assault, just the idea that somebody would actually try (and fail) to **** a bloke in a giant comedy eagle suit.

Then it turns out it was an actual eagle. And- Palace or no Palace (it's not like the bird actually gives a toss about CPFC, is it?)- you don't go round punching wildlife, do you? Dear god, what's wrong with the bloke??
 


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