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Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour?
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daveinprague
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John Bumlick
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say what you like about the German sense of humour but the, i'm assuming, predominantly English contributors to this thread have shown a staggering inability to execute a basic knock-knock joke.
TWOCHOICEStom
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It is. The Conservatory it's called. Run by an Albion supporting friend!
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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The great thing about this time of year is that you can slam your laptop shut when the missus walks into the room and you dont get a disgusted look !
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Any excuse for this:
I live opposite there, makes me chuckle every time I see them lined up like this. I have lived there for 3 years now. Also they have a Albion flag in the window.
alfredmizen
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Danish ?? Hans christian andersen ?
German : My dog has no nose.
Friend : How does he smell ?
German : As he breathes in, the air although it cannot be filtered through his cilia nasal hairs the air still passes through a thick layer of mucous to the olfactory bulb. There the smells are recognized because each smell molecule fits into a nerve cell like a lock and key. Then the cells send signals along your olfactory nerve to the brain. At the brain, they are interpreted as either a sweet smell or whatever aroma is given off by the particular food or substance.
Friend : How does he smell ?
German : As he breathes in, the air although it cannot be filtered through his cilia nasal hairs the air still passes through a thick layer of mucous to the olfactory bulb. There the smells are recognized because each smell molecule fits into a nerve cell like a lock and key. Then the cells send signals along your olfactory nerve to the brain. At the brain, they are interpreted as either a sweet smell or whatever aroma is given off by the particular food or substance.
daveinprague
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Bloke I worked with in Germany was called Achim. When I first met him, I asked him if he came from Turkish family, based on his name and look. He went ****ing mental haha Nein! I am German. Achim is short for Joachim...... Who knew?
Foreign names have many twists and turns.
Foreign names have many twists and turns.
According to Wikipedia (although I add the various caveats given my earlier post!) it's Swedish. So, here we go again:
I have removed all my Swedish friends from my mobile. It's now Hans free.
Alles gut. It's still a funny joke though.
Three Germans walk into a bar. They order 3 beers.
:
See? Much funnier.
This has made me chuckle out loud.
German Hospital press release: Sadly Michael Schumacher's condition hasn't improved. He's still an arrogant ****.
Since we can't decide which country owns "Hans":
I've removed all north European friends from my mobile. My address books is pretty much empty* now.
*except a few French people , 2 Italians and 3 Spaniards
It sounds top drawer now.