Non Binary?

[GingerBeerMan]

I like a proper GEEK joke.


Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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[Hamilton]

I'm 100% Bine!

You lot can be a bit Binary if you want, but I'm committed.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oh good. An NSC binaryfest.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm 100% Bine!

Does that make you 96% non-binary then?

 

[Hamilton]

I've given this some thought and it's quite a philosophical question. Assuming that 1 represents male role and 0 represents female role then all love-making is either 0-0, 0-1, 1-0 or 1-1*. I'll call this set of results the "Oscar Garcia Phenomenon". Where you have someone who can be either 0 or 1 can they be both at the same time during sexy-time? I think not. If say, you're doing it with a ladyboy and you move rapidly during your love-making from a giver to a givee then the result would obviously change just as quickly from 1-0, to 1-1 (The Hyypia effect) and if it were two ladyboys I guess it could move further to 0-1 and even 0-0 but I don't have the imagination to picture a scenario where someone can be both a 0 and a 1 at the same time with someone else. It would be like a Thai version of Schrodinger's Cat:



*There is an exception to this where the lovemaking is just a 1 by itself. This is known as a Pardew.

Huge assumptions there.

What if you love making is 0-0-1 or 1-1-0 or 1-1-1- or 0-0-0 or 1-0-1 or 0-1-0 etc. etc.

God forbid it might even be 1-1-0-0-1 !!!

 

[Hamilton]

Does that make you 96% non-binary then?

Clearly these things are hard to quantify.

 

[brakespear]

Does that make you 96% non-binary then?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Any true Brightoner's motto in life is the aim to be non-binnery.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Huge assumptions there.

What if you love making is 0-0-1 or 1-1-0 or 1-1-1- or 0-0-0 or 1-0-1 or 0-1-0 etc. etc.

God forbid it might even be 1-1-0-0-1 !!!

I've heard about your parties!

 

[Buzzer]

Huge assumptions there.

What if you love making is 0-0-1 or 1-1-0 or 1-1-1- or 0-0-0 or 1-0-1 or 0-1-0 etc. etc.

God forbid it might even be 1-1-0-0-1 !!!

The one that bothers me the most is the 1-1-1-. 1-1-1 I can understand but 1-1-1-

What would you call the bloke on the right just left hanging around with his back to the game and nothing to latch onto*?








*CMS

 

[Curious Orange]

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[Buzzer]

0u0 = 2girls1cup

 

[Diego Napier]

I've given this some thought and it's quite a philosophical question. Assuming that 1 represents male role and 0 represents female role then all love-making is either 0-0, 0-1, 1-0 or 1-1*. I'll call this set of results the "Oscar Garcia Phenomenon". Where you have someone who can be either 0 or 1 can they be both at the same time during sexy-time? I think not. If say, you're doing it with a ladyboy and you move rapidly during your love-making from a giver to a givee then the result would obviously change just as quickly from 1-0, to 1-1 (The Hyypia effect) and if it were two ladyboys I guess it could move further to 0-1 and even 0-0 but I don't have the imagination to picture a scenario where someone can be both a 0 and a 1 at the same time with someone else. It would be like a Thai version of Schrodinger's Cat:



*There is an exception to this where the lovemaking is just a 1 by itself. This is known as a Pardew.

Er...strikes me a tad too much thought!

 

[Diego Napier]

Mr Grayson, a maths master, made me drop my trousers and and pants in front of everybody so he could thrash my bare buttocks with a metre rule. Talk about humiliation.

That's the last time I go to a parents evening.

So you say.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Er...strikes me a tad too much thought!

Too much!? The only one who has given it enough!

 

[Diego Napier]

Too much!? The only one who has given it enough!

I was referring to what might seem too much pleasure from all the sexual variation................oh, sorry, slow on the uptake, that was what you were impressed by!

 

[Dick Head]

There are 10 types of people... those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 2 types of people... those who understand binary and those who aren't virgins.