100 Things you might not know about Nathan Jones

[clippedgull]

He likes making spearing gestures through the net and swearing loudly at Albion fans who've travelled 200 miles to see their team draw.

(Never bitter)

Hey Mr B. Festive greetings and all that

 

[Harry H]

His biggest success is a runner up spot in the 2006/7 league one play off final.
Or shagging Helen Chamberlain I suppose??
Not exactly a Mullery or a Poyet.

 

[Mr Banana]

Hey Mr B. Festive greetings and all that

 

[Daffy Duck]

Whilst playing for us he turned running around like a headless chicken into an art form.

 

[MattBackHome]

He had one trick, a kind of shuffle that is difficult to describe. It looked a bit gay, truth be told, but he beat many a player with it, and it always got a cheer at The Withdean.

That was genuinely the highlight of many a visit.

 

[Rambo]

Whilst playing for us he turned running around like a headless chicken into an art form.

And then taught Craig Mackail-Smith all he knew...

 

[Harry H]

You packed your bags as I recall
And you walked slowly down the hall
You said you had to get away to ease your mind
And all you needed was just a little time.

Uncanny!!!!!!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

15. He either is, or isn't a weasel.

 

[Giraffe]

15. He either is, or isn't a weasel.

He definitely has the face of a weasel, but maybe the heart of a lion and the penis of a horse (see number 2).

 

[Albion Dan]

The girl who used to sit in front of us at Withdean claimed she got off with him in a club.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Nathan Jones was born with two left nostrils and an obsession with deflating soufflés.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

If you type 'NathanJones' into an Anagram Solver page, such as http://anagram-solver.net/nathan jones

It tells you it's an Anagram of Nathan Jones.

 

[skipper734]

He runs to the Training Ground, every day from Hove.

 

[El Presidente]

He is religious, and never buys alcohol on Sundays.

 

[Trufflehound]

He once ate his own body weight in Welsh cheese at a single sitting.

He did it very Caerphilly.

 

[Guerrero]

He is a vegan and a big fan of Star Trek.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Nathan Jones is actually over 6ft tall, but appears much shorter, because he is always standing slightly further away.

 

[Mackenzie]

Being a short arse Welshman means that he'll often be quite angry. Avoid eye contact if you can, and definitely don't spill his pint.

 

[MattBackHome]

Nathan Jones' favourite Bros song is 'Drop The Boy'.

 

[Hillian1]

Natan Jones is a very well respected Worm Charmer.