Are the club asking for trouble with this?

[W.C.]

Whoever posts their facebook stuff hopefully has thick skin.

I usually hate the dicks who are arsey in comments on there and always avoid looking at them. At the moment it's become quite comical though.

 

[el punal]

I want to go out on the lash with Paddy McCourt.

Please pay McCourt, Paddy McCourt, and if you don't pay I won't understand . . . . etc. Sorry!

 

[WhingForPresident]

I bet the winner will be some kid that gets to go to the Sea Life centre with Casper Ankergren.

 

[leigull]

Youth Hostelling with Gordon Greer

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I bet the winner will be some kid that gets to go to the Sea Life centre with Casper Ankergren.

They'd be better off going with goalkeeping legend Billy The Fish from Viz.

 

[crabface]

Practicing set pieces with JFC

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Dear Bloom, Barber, Burke, (I presume that is the pecking order)

I have been a lifelong fan of Brighton & Hove Albion Soccer ball club ever since the club moved to the Amex. May I also stress I used to keep an avid eye out for results when the club really needed my support, however I could not attend games due to a severe case of apathy. Now we have been at the American Express Stadium for nearly four years I have noticed that although the catering is indeed superb with various guest pies (although I have yet to see any prawn sandwiches) there seems to be something missing.

I would like for my Christmas wish..............

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

They'd be better off going with goalkeeping legend Billy The Fish from Viz.

Going back a bit, almost as long as Paul Wicker the tall vicar "morning Vicar" "morning Winston'' (that reminds me, I must get some biscuits for my NF coffee morning)

 

[tomfitz12]

To whoever the poor soul is that gets to sift through these emails,

I know that in the past week we have brought in an ex-international striker and who has scored in his first game- but I reaaaaaaaally want to play upfront. I used to play as a right-back when I was a id but I once scored 3 goals in a season (one goal came after just 10 seconds!). I accept that some fans may not be happy with this but I only have to play one game, unless I do well, so why not have a punt with me?

I think I can kick it quite far and I have pretty good vision (don't always wear my glasses) so can have an eye for goal. also, when I sit in the WSU I always see the clever passes which the other players don't- im sure I can transfer this vision onto the pitch. unfortunately I am not the best footballer so that could be an issue although my pace is still quite good.

so please, pretty please can you make my wish come true of playing one game for the albion?

regards,
TomFitz12 (number 69 for when you need to print my shirt)

p.s. please may we put some cones out to make the pitch smaller as my fitness isn't quite up to the level it should be. this however can be worked on if you need.

 

[Stuart Munday]

To whoever the poor soul is that gets to sift through these emails,

I know that in the past week we have brought in an ex-international striker and who has scored in his first game- but I reaaaaaaaally want to play upfront. I used to play as a right-back when I was a id but I once scored 3 goals in a season (one goal came after just 10 seconds!). I accept that some fans may not be happy with this but I only have to play one game, unless I do well, so why not have a punt with me?

I think I can kick it quite far and I have pretty good vision (don't always wear my glasses) so can have an eye for goal. also, when I sit in the WSU I always see the clever passes which the other players don't- im sure I can transfer this vision onto the pitch. unfortunately I am not the best footballer so that could be an issue although my pace is still quite good.

so please, pretty please can you make my wish come true of playing one game for the albion?

regards,
TomFitz12 (number 69 for when you need to print my shirt)

p.s. please may we put some cones out to make the pitch smaller as my fitness isn't quite up to the level it should be. this however can be worked on if you need.

Don't let Burke see this he will probably offer you 12k a week and a 3 year deal.

 

[edna krabappel]

Dear Paul,

Please could you fix it for me to go on a clifftop walk with Sammi, somewhere like Beachy Head would be nice.

Thanks

Me

Personally, I think that's a LITTLE harsh. Just a little. It's the season of goodwill, right?

 

[Springal]

Ice skating with Dale Stephens, Trampolining with Solly March, bench warming with Casper Ankergren and photography lessons with Kemy. Job done

 

[LamieRobertson]

Personally, I think that's a LITTLE harsh. Just a little. It's the season of goodwill, right?

I guess If the poster wants to live life on the edge
it's up to him

 

[WhingForPresident]

Bagsy pottery class with Adrian Colunga.

 

[Hillian1]

Personally, I think that's a LITTLE harsh. Just a little. It's the season of goodwill, right?

I MAY have been joking...........................a little.

 

[Taybha]

I bet the winner will be some kid that gets to go to the Sea Life centre with Casper Ankergren.

Can you imagine the Argus headline the next day , " Brighton Keeper drops a Clanger "

Poor Jimmy Clanger was such a lovely lad and had his whole life in front of him until he asked Casper to lift him up so he could see inside the shark tank .

 

[nwgull]

Creative writing with KLL
Amex matchday players' experience with Toko.
Lads' night out with the Development Squad.
Rally driving with Kemy

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

To whoever the poor soul is that gets to sift through these emails,

I know that in the past week we have brought in an ex-international striker and who has scored in his first game- but I reaaaaaaaally want to play upfront. I used to play as a right-back when I was a id but I once scored 3 goals in a season (one goal came after just 10 seconds!). I accept that some fans may not be happy with this but I only have to play one game, unless I do well, so why not have a punt with me?

I think I can kick it quite far and I have pretty good vision (don't always wear my glasses) so can have an eye for goal. also, when I sit in the WSU I always see the clever passes which the other players don't- im sure I can transfer this vision onto the pitch. unfortunately I am not the best footballer so that could be an issue although my pace is still quite good.

so please, pretty please can you make my wish come true of playing one game for the albion?

regards,
TomFitz12 (number 69 for when you need to print my shirt)

p.s. please may we put some cones out to make the pitch smaller as my fitness isn't quite up to the level it should be. this however can be worked on if you need.

Could do a job?

Certainly couldn't do worse than some?

 

[BlockDpete]

Toilet cleaning with........?

 

[edna krabappel]

Youth Hostelling with Gordon Greer

Barn Dance from Yeovil Aerodrome hosted by Les Berry & David Yelldell?