Favourite Blackadder saying !

[Phat Baz 68]

Two of my personal favourites are

He's mad, mad, He's madder than Mad Jack Mcmad winner off last years Mr Madman competition.
And
Underneath this soft boyish exterior, beats the heart of a ruthless and sadistic maniac !

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Talking to Mr Ploppy in the jail and he says to him " I bet the winters nights just fly by in your house "

Rik Mayall as Flash, Saying" Am I pleased to see you or is that a canoe in my pocket !"

And many many more that I could quote once I look at the DVD again

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Your disguise is as convincing as a giraffe wearing dark sunglasses trying to get into a polar bear's only golf club

 

[herecomesaregular]

"Well, Bob.....welcome on board"

 

[Fountainhead]

Please try and understand before one of us dies

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Please try and understand before one of us dies

That is Fawlty Towers

 

[bassking]

"I think the phrase rhymes with CLUCKING BELL".

 

[Stoo82]

'Come one Darling, we're leaving!'

'What is the matter with you today Darling?!'

Classics.


'Well, this is a sort of a war'

'Oh yes, wouldn't want to fight the Germans without my stick!'

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

'Come one Darling, we're leaving!'

'What is the matter with you today Darling?!'

Classics.


'Well, this is a sort of a war'

'Oh yes, wouldn't want to fight the Germans without my stick!'

Nope

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war two great super-armies developed. Us, the Russians and the French on one side, Germany and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea being that each army would act as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick: Except, this is sort of a war, isn't it?
Captain Blackadder: That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan.
Lieutenant George: O, what was that?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.

 

[bassking]

"We're in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun". Just brilliant will never forget that one .
.

 

[TomandJerry]

Tis' but a strach

 

[Blackadder]

Talking to Mr Ploppy in the jail and he says to him " I bet the winters nights just fly by in your house "

My favourite Ploppy quote is in my signature.

[SUP]Strangely, this subject is close to my heart.[/SUP]

"To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?"


"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

"Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me!"

"This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?"

 

[Grombleton]

“We’ve made as much progress today as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping”

 

[AmexRuislip]

"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

 

[crookie]

Frankly no, I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin by a steak tenderiser and stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop

 

[symyjym]

I have a cunning plan!

 

[Stoo82]

Nope

Remind me which are my favs then?

 

[pauli cee]

bloody hell, UK Gold is great!!!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Vanished ..... like an old oak table.