Best Hirsute XI

[joeinbrighton]

Marouane Fellaini
Martin Demichelis
Emmanuel Petit
Kevin Keegan

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Hard nut at the back and Captain....

 

[pasty]

He's got a pineapple....on his head , He's got a pineapple....on his head , He's got a pineapple....on his head ,

First one I thought of when I saw the thread

 

[Algernon]

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[Hillian1]

He's got a pineapple....on his head , He's got a pineapple....on his head , He's got a pineapple....on his head ,

He actually claimed that fans chanting that ruined his career.

God knows why.

 

[rogersix]

gotta be socrates

 

[The Large One]

Sir Alan Biley. Roundly booed by the Goldstone faithful when playing for Portsmouth for looking, frankly, like a slightly insane Rod Stewart tribute act. Then inevitably we go and sign him.

Not sure it particularly improved with time. This is from 18 months ago.

 

[LlcoolJ]

He actually claimed that fans chanting that ruined his career.

God knows why.

The irony being that Skinner and Baddiel started taking the piss out of him for being crap in the first place (rather than purely for the pineapple hair do).

 

[joeinbrighton]

The irony being that Skinner and Baddiel started taking the piss out of him for being crap in the first place (rather than purely for the pineapple hair do).

There is a certain irony to David Baddiel taking the piss out of someone being crap at their job.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

There is a certain irony to David Baddiel taking the piss out of someone being crap at their job.

I'll second that. I'm glad it's not just me. I think Mr Baddiel is about as funny as King Lear.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Andy Carroll
That Huddlestone bloke from Hull, but he has now had his haircut.

 

[sydney]

ricky vila and herman de bear........centre mid + goalie , respectively.........never lost a game. ever...!!

 

[LlcoolJ]

Fantasy Football League was very funny around that time. I admit I was mainly rather pissed when watching it, but still.

 

[catfish]

Tony Grealish

 

[pasty]

The mullet-tastic Mr Waddle

 

[Hiney]

Trevor Hockey

 

[Tarpon]

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On reflection that does not do him justice, this is more like it

 

[Worried Man Blues]

What about the chap from Exeter we called animal, possibly hairy all over, not that I know this personally you understand. (Goldstone days)

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Karel Poborsky