Is there anything worse than preparing to SIT on the THRONE only to be confronted with the stuck on REMAINS of the previous occupants' BOTTY EXPLOSION? Like so many melted MALTESERS without the honeycomb. If I did this at HOME my wife would cut off my APPENDAGE with the garden shears and FEED it to the PARROT.
Do you young SINGLE men not know how to use a BOGBRUSH?
Do you young SINGLE men not know how to use a BOGBRUSH?