Sorry i was just trying to be funny! Guess i won't be giving up the day job just yet.
Should a horse be spooked and then cause damage to you or your vehicle, guess who pays for any damage [clue: it ain't the horse]
Don't you hate it when they wear vests which look like they say POLICE on them but it's actually POLITE! When I realise its polite I drop a gear and hit my rev limiter as u fly last them
I saw one of those vests on Friday, I had stop myself saying to the horse rider " who are you trying to kid?"
My mrs has a horse but if she came home with that type of hi viz vest I would hide it.
She'd find it easily. They're not called 'Hi Viz' vests for nothing.
Obviously a pointless wind up thread, why bother.
But what about this; you take your dog for a walk and it soils the pavement, it is your responsibility to clean it up.
You ride a horse down the pavement, it decides to unload, you just carry on as if nothing has happened.
Why don't riders carry a carrier sized bag and say, small fold up shovel, clean up and take it with them to dispose of, rather than just leave it.
This has happened twice outside my neighbours house and he is pretty p****d about it.
There is a perfectly good reason why horse riders don't clear up horse crap from the road, it would involve the rider getting off the horse and finding somewhere to tie the horse up.
Just Imagine if there wasn't anywhere to tie up the horse, the rider would be shovelling up crap just as the OP comes speeding past in his Vauxhall Corsa with big bore exhaust pipes, chucking Macdonalds wrappers out of the window and sounding his horn
You can guess what would happen with most horses.
Obviously a pointless wind up thread, why bother.
But what about this; you take your dog for a walk and it soils the pavement, it is your responsibility to clean it up.
You ride a horse down the pavement, it decides to unload, you just carry on as if nothing has happened.
Why don't riders carry a carrier sized bag and say, small fold up shovel, clean up and take it with them to dispose of, rather than just leave it.
This has happened twice outside my neighbours house and he is pretty p****d about it.
I used to ride a lot, and there is always a gate, or garden fence or lamp post etc. to tie them to.
I used to ride a lot, and there is always a gate, or garden fence or lamp post etc. to tie them to.
He should put up a sign saying horse manure for sale. Rose gardeners would be there like a shot.