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Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
10,993
Crawley
Depends on how you die.
If you leaped to your death from the top of a tall building, "Jump" by Van Halen
If you swallowed arsenic, "Poison" Alice Cooper
Car accident, "Crash" The Primitives
Coronary, "Heart Attack" Demi Lovato
Crushed on a demolition site, "Wrecking Ball" Miley Cyrus
Stabbed to death, "Mac the Knife" by whoever
Battered with a blunt instrument " Maxwells silver Hammer" The Beatles
Shot by Oscar Pistorius, anything by Bullet for my Valentine
 




Jerryatric

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NSC Patron
Jul 18, 2003
506
Worthing
I intend having "Always look on the bright side of life" for mine. Maybe the OP should start learning the words quite soon!
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
61,594
Chandlers Ford
My best friend had Jerusalem. It's very powerful.

I cried then, and have cried or come close on each and every time I've heard it in the 23 years since.
 






Boys 9d

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Jan 3, 2012
1,801
Lancing
For All We Know by Billie Holiday is in the instructions for my funeral.
 










Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,108
The democratic and free EU
Arthur Brown - Fire

Would be in my top 3 choices.

As an alternative, possibly "National Shite Day", by Half Man Half Biscuit

But I've kind of already agreed with Mrs T that I will exit through the curtains to something by George Formby. Probably "With My Little Ukulele in My Hand".
 




dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
I don't care. I wouldn't hear it.
 


knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010
12,992
Mouldy Old Dough for me as the flames go up and Harry Nielsen's I'd Rather Be Dead (than wet the bed) in the middle of the humanitarian service.
 










I intend having "Always look on the bright side of life" for mine. Maybe the OP should start learning the words quite soon!

I was at a funeral service where they played this, there is a special sanitised version with "...life's a piece of grit...." substituted I learned.
 


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