Is this the best bog roll ever?

[Northstander]

 

[Norman Potting]

Let me guess, Australian by any chance?

 

[Mr Bridger]

spaghetti bog roll is the best, never fails to amuse the grandkids.

heres the recipe;-

dip bog roll into pan.

start to unravel and walk downstairs backwards.

once at the bottom tear of from main roll.

summon G/kids to bottom of stairs.

Flush wc.

as long as you have good quality arse wipe then it will suck it down the pan like sucking up spaghetti........ dustbins happy!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I prefer Izal Medicated as, if you have a comb handy, you can knock out a tune whilst curling one down.

 

[Baldseagull]

I prefer Izal Medicated as, if you have a comb handy, you can knock out a tune whilst curling one down.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Ooh. Is this the stuff we used to have at school thirty years ago? Always managed to put your fingers through it.

 

[Mr Bridger]

I prefer Izal Medicated as, if you have a comb handy, you can knock out a tune whilst curling one down.

Izale Medicated
Footballer
Izale Michael Medicated is a footballer, who plays for Milton Keynes Dons. He has played in The Football League for Derby County, Charlton Athletic, Barnet and Portsmouth. He also played for England U21. Wikipedia

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

It may be "pillow soft" But how far can it luzzed during a goal celebration

 

[Mr Bridger]

Ooh. Is this the stuff we used to have at school thirty years ago? Always managed to put your fingers through it.

It just spread the shite all around as opposed to actual wiping in off!