Ne lyrics for Garcia chant

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oscar Garcia
He drinks warm beer
He came from Israel
(Their tin pot league)
He played a week side
Against a Tyke tide
And the b'astards just swept us away

(and it scans better than the fanciful original)

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I'd change the second line to -

He's full of fear.

 

[Eagle Slayer]

I'd change the second line to -

He's full of fear.

or second line to ..... has no idea,